#dndads hc

[yum-grass]

Normal oak

Anyway-

[begaydodrughailsatan]

Some of my favorite dndads HC's, in no particular order

The likely family all lay eggs, 1 egg a month. They will eat there eggs if they aren't fertile.

Marco is also living a secret double life as a hitman/assassin and Grant never figured it out. Murder husbands but they are both to stupid to realize that the other one is also a murder boy<3

(This one has already been disproven cus of meetings scarys dad in hell) Link and Scarys bio dads are also Nick, the reason he doesn't try and save them like he dose Taylor is because he doesn't know they're his.

All of the kiddads have dated each other at some point.

Every time Henry sees the fossils at the museum he works at he crys a little (dead animals:'( )

Ron thinks that root beer is a actually type of beer and starts crying when he finds Terry drinking root beer one day

[hermanunworthy]

❤️‍🔥🧸 for hermie!!

OH GOOD CHOICES

❤️‍🔥 romantic hc: hermie fantasizes more often than theyd like to admit about being carried bridal style. at first they think their fascination w the pose is bc they wish to be able to lift someone like that onstage, thinking that being able to literally sweep someone off their feet would make for a wonderfully romantic scene in a play. they ask for help learning how to do it from normal one day (only bc they know hes on the cheer team and can easily lift people, no other reason), but after hermie tries and fails to lift a costume mannequin that isnt even that heavy, normals just like "ur being too awkward w it!! u gotta do it like this!!" and lifts hermie up effortlessly and hermies just like. oh 😳. hermie from then on is like "uhhhh well now u gotta keep teaching me" even though they know theyre probably just not strong enough to learn how to do it but it leads to them practicing how to do that and then normal ends up showing them other tricks and stuff and hermie tries to teach him stuff too and it basically leads to them learning to dance and stuff together and hermie slowly realizes oh they just really like being held. by normal. WHY DID I JUST END UP WRITING AN ENTIRE OAKWORTHY FIC PLOT WHAT fellow writers get on this ‼️ (bc i have too many other projects to do)

🧸 childhood hc: hermie discovered their love for dc when they decided to ditch class one day back in sixth grade. they were like "hehe im so sneaky and dastardly for not doing as i was told" but really all they did was sneak to the school library. but they were like "im not gonna read regular boring books.... im gonna read the books w PICTURES" and then picked up a batman comic randomly. at first they were just happy about the fact that they were breaking a rule but then as they read they realized they were actually getting really invested in the comic. becoming particularly fascinated w the villains. they ended up coming back to the library during lunch every day and just eating lunch in there (since they didnt have anyone to sit w anyway) and reading batman comics. if they werent able to finish one during lunch then they would just smuggle it in their backpack and take it home w them. they realized they actually liked reading them at home better though bc then they could pace around their room dramatically reading aloud. they never ended up taking them back either so their entire comic collection at home is just stolen books (their parents tried to buy them some of their own to try to discourage their theft but they threw them away bc "those ones dont count")

hc ask game

[atticfullofcobwebs]

HC for Lincoln Li-Wilson

The first football team he was on was a pee-wee soccer team when he was in kindergraden. He was the kid who stood in goal, picking at grass. Once he made an awesome save while trying to protect a bug from getting hit with the ball and that was what properly sparked his interest. He still thinks about the bug before every match for luck.

[terrific-fish]

Hc that Nicky and Taylor have birthdays really close to eachother. Glenn and Morgan got freaky when he got home from his Christmas tours. And Nicky's got that Holiday Spirit. They're September Boys, your honor.

[raemeh]

my favorite hc is that sparrow took larks gender and hid it.

[yum-grass]

Ignore the colours they don’t mean anything

[yum-grass]

I’m makeing dndads playlist with all my music hot takes so be warned