So if there ever is a dndads movie (which there probably won’t be because kids in hollywood…) I think Ron, Darryl and Henry should all be played by unknowns, no need to add makeup to make the 40 y/os who performed so much surgery to look 20 look 40 again when we can just cast fresh, 40 y/o, faces. But Glenn is a little harder, so I’ve come up with a list of possible criteria for casting Glenn Close.
Only twins can apply, the audition tape should be a good cop bad cop scene. Bad cop plays Glenn, good cop plays Jodie.
Casting call for “buff chinese man”. Auditions are based mostly on abs.
Hottest person who auditions gets the part.
Hottest person who auditions who can also sing gets the part.
Look I know Manny Jacinto is filipino and asian cultures are not interchangable, but I think if he took off his shirt, Freddie would be fine with it.
Freddie plays Glenn. Jimmy plays Jodie.
Jimmy plays Glenn. Freddie plays Bill Close.
Jimmy plays Glenn, Freddie plays Jodie.
A stoner from a state where weed is not legal plays Glenn.
Taylor swift plays Glenn.
Jimmy plays Glenn, Freddie plays himself, and there’s some fourth wall breaking shit about the dnd format/podcast format.