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Sun for the Drow DnD (P&W ch3 pt1)

I hope people get the reference of the chapter name.. 😌 anyway this was supposed to be posted says ago so.. Double update! Tonight pt2 coming up.

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The band of three travelers began their quest to new towns. It had been a few days, staying nights in tents on the side of the road.

Tonight Charles was keeping gaurd. He was unaware of the creeping figure in the shadows. Until they tried to attack. Something had distracted the Drow, causing him to miss his stab somehow. (Dm: =_= -- Players: XD) Charles shouted to warn the others and soon Kelster in all his Paladin glory emerged from his tent in full armor. Zullie however, had a dangerous case of bed head.

They fought him down until he was low in life, then Zullie convinced him to leave. She grabbed Charles by the ear and dragged him into their tent. They both began "resting". Perhaps they expected Kelster to be a better guard.

That he was. He noticed multiple drow approaching and silently got their attention with a tossed rock. Zullie, angrily, communicated with him telepathically. He informed them of the multiple drow and soon they emerged from their tent. There was one at the head and one on either side.

Zullie, intelligently, made conversation with the drow, asking what they wanted while the battle progressed. The drow wanted them as slaves, and hoped to get ingredients from them to use for a potion. A potion for drow to come out in the sun. At the point of learning this, Charles stabbed the drow, finishing him. They were all wide awake now. They followed the trail to a cave. This is where the drow had come from. They plunged in, not to exit for a few days.

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Dnd Bandits Revenge (P&W ch2 pt3)

Damian had fallen in love with the Warlock fire genasi that changed his life. Charles was upset by this development, but Zullie was very gutter minded. The paladin was very unhappy, but he could never have done any of these feats alone. Damian knew the way to the new camp, and so after selling some items they took from dead bandits, they left for the bandit camp.

They first encountered two guards on the outside and dispatched them quickly. Entering the camp, the real battle began. The leader was not going down without a fight. It was painful for all, but in the end, Damian finished the leader by dramatically shouting about his "tyranny" before stabbing him through the throat. Probably compensating for something.

Charles took the armor from the leader. It was similar to that of a bugs exo skeleton. They returned to town and informed the guards of what happened. They thanked them greatly with gold coins. After that Damian parted reluctantly. Zullie never got to live out her fantasies. Kelster was glad of this.

Finally they could leave and be true adventurers.

Next time:

Drow on the search for sunscreen.

Huge bugs threatening all

The desperate need for gold leading to darker paths.

Tune in (with caution) next time.

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Dnd Bandits Revenge (P&W ch2 pt2)

The key, of course, opened the chest. Inside there's wasn't much. A shit weapon, a book, an ink well, and a quill. They decide to read the book. There's journal entries, the average day of a bandit. That is until the last entry. That's when the discovered they'd killed a mans father. They took command of the bandits and sought revenge. At that moment three bandits ran into camp with more at the exit.

The three they faced were tougher than the last bandits, but they still had victory. They were surrounded. The ten foot ladder and pole would slow their escape. The bandit who obviously led them stepped forward.

"Leave now, I don't want to kill you here. This is the only chance you get." Zullie tried to convince him to leave us alone. (Goal: 20 roll:13+3) she was unsuccessful. They left wounded. On the way back, Kelster noticed they were being followed. After a short rest, they attacked him without warning. He was quickly reduced to low life. He held up his hands.

"Please don't kill me!" He shouted. Zullie pounced on the chance to convince him to join the party. (Goal:20 roll:17+3) He agreeded to drop the ways of the bandit, and joined them. (Dm: this is only temporary!- kfb: aww come on!- dm: no) and so with a new party member, they take a long rest.

They fight a couple more bandits on the road before heading into town to sell what they collected. With Damian the new former bandit, they felt ready to face the leader.

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Dnd Bandits Revenge (P&W ch 2)

Before beginning the second chapter notice I will be rename all the of the first to match. Secondly, a like would be greatly appreciated.. But its cool! Now lets begin!

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Its been a couple days since the events with the bandits before. The fire genasi Zullie has managed to form a loving relationship with Charles the former bandit. (Dm: *shaking his head*- lel: *laughing, but also disappointed*- kfb: *dying at the dms reaction*) they're staying in an inn and hace had food and water. Zullie has appeased cthulhu by killing wild animals. After a good amount of rest the night before, they start heading towards a new town...

Only to encounter bandits on a main road once again. There's a general "what the fuck?" Reaction among the group. Its an easy battle, but still unsettling. Charles is as confused as the rest. Maybe his dick wasn't the only thing scorched in the bedroom. They decide to head to another main road to question other bandits.

The encounter is over quick, and an archer attempts to escape seeing he's the last one left. He is caught and Zullie attempts to intimidate, but he is unfazed. They try switching who has hold, but he escapes and start running again. They try to stop him, first by running after him. They fall on their faces in failure. Kelster tries to shot his leg using a hand cross bow, but misses. Zullie tries her luck with an eldrich blast. Unluckily, the bandit dies. Defeated they return to town.

In the market a villager walks up and shouts at them.

"It's your fault! The bandits didn't leave like we were told and now my son is dead!" Zullie, being a Warlock, gave no shits. Kelster's Paladin instincts kicked in and he tried to comfort her. She was not feeling any better and stormed away. Zullie still had the ten foot ladder and pole. No one knows why. Probably compensating for something...

They remember they forgot a chest in the bandit camp! How could they be so stupid? Probably the sexual tension (Zullie and Charles) distracting everyone. They return to the camp and find it's locked. The bodies have been moved, but they still search the camp. They find the key...

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