#do a google

[petstorewoes]

When was the last time you did a water change?

"Uhh, we do them every 3 months. Look, they're fifty cent fish, you gotta understand"

I don't understand shit, my dude. If you got a dog for free would you keep it in a kennel all day and never clean its poop? If you got a bird for free would you stick it in a refrigerator box?

Yeah, your 2 goldfish are stunted at 2 inches and experiencing organ failure in a 10 gallon that you never clean but I'm not going to say that to your 7 year old.

[awizened]

What does that mean?

Man, dude- Buddy- I’d feel like a criminal, somehow, if I explained to you what assless chaps are

[captainofthenx02]

“What is your character based on?”

erm..... she’s a canon character.

[risottosolo]

You want me to do a google?