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[flock-of-cassowaries]

I was so still during my MRI last week that it was over in about 25 minutes, instead of the estimated 45; and on my way out, I had the following intrusive thought:

“Given a few silica gel packets, I could probably have sex with a Roman Roy.”

So anyway; I thought I would post that to tumblr, so now it can be your problem, too.

ENJOY!

[bits-of-wit]

Our species is doomed, isn’t it?

[internetgreatesthits]