Simmons: hey donut, you're gay, right?
Donut: I've been hetero ever since the accident
Simmons: what??
Donut: the spider accident when a grenade blew up on the side of my face. My right eye is now a lighter color than my left
Simmons: that doesn't-
Donut: it's heterochromia
Simmons: that's not what i was-
Donut: im also half deaf now














