Of Lame Intros and Lame Children
Hello world. Congratulations, you have summoned me and now I am here to take over your world using only some almonds and the power of sleep deprivation. Don’t worry I’m sure you won’t be in too much pain after surrendering your grubby mind nuts to lie under my all powerful hands so that I may wield them to best suit me. Yup, you guessed it. I am a teenager and one of those teenagers to boot. This is my online diary where you may entertain yourself by watching me flail about as I struggle to get through my junior year of high school.

















