#dobbyhasnomaster

[october24th]

[nomewithoutbooks]

If only Ron had let Crookshanks eat scabbers, probably Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Cedric, Fred, Dobby wouldn't have died and the hero of the series would be a cat

[lilyevansbabe]

We should have known something was wrong with Rowling when she portrayed Hermione’s whole S.P.E.W act as ridiculous.

[eile24downtown]

A Conversation..........(between 2 lesbians)

E: How is yous?

S: I’m good, how is you?

E: I is good. I is folding clean clothes.

E: I feel like Dobby talking like that.

S: First thing i is thinking is you be sounding like an elf.

E: Yous has forgotten to address me as Misses.

S: I’m is rebel.

E: Yous is rebel, but yous must not forget to address me as Misses. Misses will most certainly not be pleased to be treated as an equal. Misses is from the most Ancient and Nobel House of Bellamione.

S: Suck my dick…Misses.

@hustlingrube We have too much free time on our hands......

[ba-ba-bui130195]

How do you free a house-elf?

By giving him his master's clothes;

By giving him weapons;

Hugging him.

Wait... what?

By giving him weapons.

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My brain:

[literallycashton]

this isn’t 5sos related but LOOK AT MY HOME SCREEN I’M SO IN LOVE IT LOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR

[batknot]

I want someone to rewrite Harry Potter from Dobby’s point of view.

The first couple of books would just be exposing the marriage issues that Lucius and Narcissa had.

Tea on the Death Eaters too

[disloyal-order-of-kim]

Dabi has no master, Dabi is a free elf.