#doberman-risotto

[ask-mtf-fugo]

*Delivers a strawberry plant as a welcome gift. It would be a bottle of wine, but that implies the Boss actually pays them enough*

“Who exactly are you??.... and what’s with the dog ears???”

[dailydoppy]

......What in god’s name are you going on about?

He’s right he-

......................shit.

MY FUCKING HYDRANGEAAAAAAAAAS

[doberman-risotto]

i bet little risotto was super cute. i kinda want to see what you look like before your ears were docked. Do you have any photos of back then?

Melone: Here's a mugshot from when Risotto was eighteen.

[dailyabba]

Thank you for the insightful and thought-provoking question, Mista.

@doberman-risotto

[askthekujojo]

So you're that blonde kid's father? What's his name, Giorno? You both have star birthmarks.

Unfortunately for you, I am not his father. Although it's true we both have the birthmark.

[oppoison-art]

I like your chains, Jotaro. Care to swap fashion tips?

[poorlydrawnjosukeh-blog]

That's an interesting hat. What brand is it, Gucci, Giorgio Armani, Versace?

You aren’t house trained, are you?

Now you said some real fancy brands so I’m only half offended but–

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!

[badlydrawnbunnyoin]

Can I pet you, I promise I won't bite.

//ofc!!//