#dobivat

[turmella]

ty i grew it myself

[eldritchdiscordia]

dobivat replied to your post

yes?

Я скучал по тебе.

[directordunkass]

♕ *:

hi my name is dav and sometimes i pretend to be big and scary but instead im actually a big gay nerd

im not really good at english but thats fine because im really sweet and endearing because i try really hard and sometimes i forget words or drop words but thats okay too

i like to hog daves bed and not even his bed i also like to hog all of the covers and sheets like a douchwagon and even though im asleep im probably laughing at daves futile attempts to get them back

im a strider even though i dont wear shades but im pretty rad without them i guess so whatever(i actually look really good without them so i shouldnt take daves like a dickhole)

and i like to abuse daves days off and curl up in bed with him all day and tell him really sweet things that probably arent true to anyone but me

and im probably too much for him to handle and i overwhlem him and he just doesnt know what to do or say except kind of ramble awkwardly on and i always put up with it because im literally so great i should know that but i dont because im really dumb but not really

basically im perfectaside from the awful mistake of telling dave that id be his boyfriend todaythat was dumb

[directordunkass]

// infinity-- like oh man i love your alpha dave so fricking much??? hes so amazing and youre amazing and just WO W mun+muse = tnt

OH MY GODThank you so much omfg!!!!!i love dav a lot he's such a big sweetie and i want to smother him in kisses and so does dave and i want to smother you in kisses too just kisses for everyone 

[directordunkass]

♣ // b reak my heart

[yOU'RE GROUNDED.]

"Jane, Dav, you have to take care of Jane. She trusts you. Don't leave her on her own she...she doesn't like being alone."

"Hey, babe, don't make that face...Did I say that it's a shame to see you frown when you've got such a knockout smile? Just...one for the road..."

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i'M SORRY I JSUT BURST OUT LAUGHING

this is horribly accurate on both sides 

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jfkdlsajs thank you your dav is still one of the cutest things to even exist i literally cannot handle dave cannot handle no one can handle there are no handles anymore no handles on the doors no handles on the cupboards there are no handles left in the entire universe because no one can handle how cute dav is, 

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s CREAMING/