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hi my name is dav and sometimes i pretend to be big and scary but instead im actually a big gay nerd
im not really good at english but thats fine because im really sweet and endearing because i try really hard and sometimes i forget words or drop words but thats okay too
i like to hog daves bed and not even his bed i also like to hog all of the covers and sheets like a douchwagon and even though im asleep im probably laughing at daves futile attempts to get them back
im a strider even though i dont wear shades but im pretty rad without them i guess so whatever(i actually look really good without them so i shouldnt take daves like a dickhole)
and i like to abuse daves days off and curl up in bed with him all day and tell him really sweet things that probably arent true to anyone but me
and im probably too much for him to handle and i overwhlem him and he just doesnt know what to do or say except kind of ramble awkwardly on and i always put up with it because im literally so great i should know that but i dont because im really dumb but not really
basically im perfectaside from the awful mistake of telling dave that id be his boyfriend todaythat was dumb