#doc jules

[coffee-and-wolfsbane]

Valdemar: Doctor 0-6-9 has informed me that morale is low due to the whole ‘dissecting people alive’ bit of our jobs. So I have created a game to induce human bonding and...

Valdemar: *squints at writing on hand*...happiness.

Julian: You took my advice! Amazing, what are we doing?

Valdemar: I call it “The Cadaver Dash”

Julian: Oh no

Valdemar: I’ve hidden several dozen bodies around Vesuvia. The team that finds the most cadavers wins, AND they get to keep the bodies! 

[maliaelise6]

Did I just genuinely cry because of how much I love Julian Devorak? Yes. Yes I did.

[witchybum-averie]

An’ i oop-

[coffee-and-wolfsbane]

Asra: Ilya, you can’t convince me to do every lunatic idea by finishing the argument with “Trust me, I’m a doctor.” 

Julian: I CAN AND I AM

[coffee-and-wolfsbane]

Julian: [wears a slightly lighter shade of black]

Asra: I see you’re busting out your summer wardrobe. 

[coffee-and-wolfsbane]

MC: You need to learn to love yourself, Julian.

Julian: Why can’t I just love you instead?

MC [tearing up]: We need to stay focused.

[coffee-and-wolfsbane]

Asra [drunk]: If you water water, it grows.

MC: ....what??

Julian [also drunk]: Hold on, Asra’s onto something.

[coffee-and-wolfsbane]

Julian: So why did you want me to come over?

Muriel: ....I taught the chickens how to talk.

Julian: Oh really? 

Muriel: Yeah. Bawk-bawk, what’s a male deer?

Bawk-bawk: buck

Muriel: What’s 200 pennies?

Bawk-bawk: buck buck

Julian: This is stupid.

Muriel: It gets better.

Bawk-bawk: It gets way better, Julian.