#arcana incorrect

[coffee-and-wolfsbane]

Julian: How’s it going with the Countess? Have you told her that you have a crush on her?

Pasha: Well, she saw me tell my plants to “have fun babies!!” as I put them outside to get a little sun so that’s a bust.

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Asra: Is something on your mind, Nadia? 

Nadia: I watched Portia smile so happily at her plants and I have never been more jealous of a succulent in my entire life. 

[doctor-no-069]

Nadia: That’s it! You’re all grounded.

Nadia: Julian, no leeches for you.

Nadia: Asra, no seeing MC.

Nadia: And Lucio… Is there anything you love?

Lucio: Revenge.

Nadia: No vengeance for you.

Lucio: I was gonna say I’ll get you for this, but I guess that's off the table.

[chaoticgoodcrow]

Lucio: my favourite things! dogs and ✨drama✨

[silver-crowned-king]

Lucio: My mom cursed so much when I was little, I thought my name was "Fuck."

[coffee-and-wolfsbane]

Julian [skidding into the shop and bursting through the door at 11:59 PM with a poorly-wrapped present under his arm]: hAPPY BIRTHDAY ASRA, GUESS WHAT I GOT YOU?

Asra: A decent's night sleep?

Julian:

Asra: Returning the shop key you have that's for emergencies only?

Julian:

Asra:

Julian: I'll come back in the morning and watch you open it.

Asra: can't wait, now get out and let me go back to sleep

[coffee-and-wolfsbane]

[alarm bells go off in the distance as Julian escapes the palace]

Muriel, who has done nothing wrong in his entire life: They found me.

[coffee-and-wolfsbane]

Valdemar: Doctor 0-6-9 has informed me that morale is low due to the whole ‘dissecting people alive’ bit of our jobs. So I have created a game to induce human bonding and...

Valdemar: *squints at writing on hand*...happiness.

Julian: You took my advice! Amazing, what are we doing?

Valdemar: I call it “The Cadaver Dash”

Julian: Oh no

Valdemar: I’ve hidden several dozen bodies around Vesuvia. The team that finds the most cadavers wins, AND they get to keep the bodies! 

[coffee-and-wolfsbane]

Asra: So what did you want this voodoo doll of yourself for? You’re not going to do anything rowdy to it, are you?

Julian: Psh, wouldn’t you like to know, magician.

[later]

Julian: *tucks the doll in and kisses its forehead*