do you know anything about hackers? can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?
ever read neuromancer? ever experienced the new wave? next wave? dreamwave? the vaporwave?
*bweep-beep*
seapunk? witch house? blog house? deep house? chicago house? you like chicago deep dish pizza? you like a stuffed crust? a thin crust? you a crust punk?
a cyber punk? cipher punk? steampunk? you wear, like a-- a tophat? you watch top cat? you know choo-choo? benny the ball, officer dibble.
a-are you a cop? you gotta tell me if you’re a cop. are you jump street? are you johnny depp? are you literally edward scissorhands. you need hands to type, ed.
what’s your words-per-minute, mavis bacon? you know excel? what was the last CMS you used? where do you see yourself in 5 years? can you start on monday?
you wanna carpool? what kinda tunes we listening to? new wave, next wave, dreamwave... vaporwave... this that dreampop?
that shoegaze, that new gaze? is this chillwave? is this lo-fi hip hop beats 24/7 to study and relax to?
is this a real slow version of an old electric song? is this shit like a-- like a wonderswan title song played backwards? you into them chiptunes? them showtunes?
you seen hamilton-- have you seen hamilton? you ever see that episode of “how i met your mother” where lin manuel miranda is rapping on the bus? ... you ever even been on a bus? do you support public transit?
you ever hacked the subway from a payphone? have you ever seen a payphone? are you a phone freaker? you ever call freddy freaker?
you ever played “freddy farkus frontier pharmacist”? you ever been to a pharmacist? you ever taken over-the-counter seasonal allergy medicine? do you have seasonal effective disorder?
y-- you feel better in the spring? could you imagine a world without springs? got a case of spring fever? you ever watch the 2005 movie “fever pitch”?
‘cuz first you get the fever, then you get the flavor, then you get the fever for the flavor for pringles.
d-- d-do you even eat potato chips? do you like chip tunes? showtunes? itunes, napster? audiogalaxy?
you ever downloaded an aiff file of the “night rider” theme off IRC and then played that shit for like 30 minutes?
*whiplash sound* didn’t think so.
