#docincredible

[joannalannister]

you got any more of the headcanons of the girls (any of them, not just joanna) loving the girls

Brienne x Sansa when she is older seems like a real nice ship. A lady x her true knight. Real nice. 

[bandori-texts]

docincredible replied to your post “So I’m bandori are you lesbian if your a girl that loves the girls and...”

props to OP for being able to figure out just what the fuck OP was trying to communicate because I sure as hell didn't

lmao i talk to mod rinrin on a daily basis, i’m an expert in deciphering confusing bs

- mod hina

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

What do you mean by "the darkstar theory" in your latest answered ask?

I found it googling on westeros.org (house words: “We Grasp At Straws”): someone thinks that Aerys and Rhaella’s dead infant son Prince Jaehaerys didn’t really die, he was replaced and taken to High Hermitage where he grew up to be Darkstar. Oh, and his father wasn’t Aerys, it was Ser Gerold Hightower, the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. Why? Because Gerold Dayne was born somewhere around 270-274 AC and Prince Jaehaerys was born (and died) in 274 AC, because of the same name Gerold, and because Gerold Hightower was called the White Bull therefore he must have impregnated Rhaella like the snow-white Cretan Bull impregnated Queen Pasiphae, the mother of the Minotaur.

I said it was very very stupid, didn’t I? (There were 6 pages of the thread, with people telling him Elio said Darkstar has no secret origin whatsoever, but he just wouldn’t let it go. And then a year later someone else brought up the same idea again, though at least they thought Bonifer Hasty was the father this time and didn’t bring in fuckin’ Greek mythology. Poor Rhaella doesn’t deserve this shit.)

Sigh… all I wanted was to see if anyone had ever tried to figure out who the mistress’s family was, and all I get is, well, the usual worg crap. God knows what I’d’ve found if I’d looked at reddit…

[dedalvs]

How many buckets of pickles would it take to hire your services for a weekend?

Actually, let me put a stop to this right away: I do NOT eat pickles. I wouldn’t say that I outright despise them like onions, but I’m definitely not voluntarily putting one of those slimy little sickos into my mouth, chewing it, and swallowing it. Just…no.

So if you offer me a bucket of pickles, it’s not going to go well for you. Ice cream, though…

(Ugh. Disgusts me to say “ice cream” and “pickles” so close to one another.)

[plantanarchy]

docincredible replied to your photo “S'mores Porter ������”

Because of the lighting of this photo, it looks like you're drinking a big glass of compost tea.

All porters look like compost tea, my guy

[systlin]

docincredible replied to your post: For your "Eat this thing on camera" for Patreon...

Step 1: Eat weird food on camera. Step 2: Get people to pay you. Step 3: use money to buy more weird food. Step 4: Go to 1.

Like honestly this is Ideal. 

[frogbody]

docincredible replied to your post: dump truck is my favorite to hold because shes a...

@frogbody​ Dump Truck doesn’t poop on you. That’s the best. This sounds like the best rat. How is she on retying the shoelaces?

she IS the best rat. i love her sister rice cracker equally but rice cracker is the type to uhhh leave the little marking piss droplets everywhere which is like. fine im used to it but i feel bad when i forget friends Arent Ready for That and i plop her on them.

she is at the moment purely an agent of chaos and cannot undo what she has wrought

[malicenthightower]

When you wrote that the writers of Game of Thrones think themes "are for eighth grade book reports", what is the significance of the quotations you used? Did they actually use that phrase or something?

Yes.