1. First impression: YO, YOU’RE A TINY DOC SCRATCH, AND THAT MAKES YOU ADORABLE, I WANNA PET YOUR SPHERICAL HEAD.2. Truth is: You’re like a dorky mom- you care, but you’re silly at the same time.3. How old do you look: I think I’m older than you, and that fucks with me so much. Dorky mom.4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yes.5. Have you ever made me mad: Not in a “you did something bad” kind of way, more like, “I wanna help you with things somehow whenever I see you posting about your problems, but I can’t because you’re far away.”6. Best feature: You make good decisions all the time.7. Have I ever had a crush on you: No, but you are super pretty and stuff.8. You’re my: Cool friend I see like twice a year.9. Name in my phone: I think I just have you in my phone as Nao. I can’t check right now because my phone is poop.