Au where the Tardis supplies pamphlets for any new companions and some of these gems are included:
Nothing is actually broken I just let them pretend it is ( leave them alone until they emerge )
What are the pepper pots? Daleks are the pepper pots!
So…you’ve been turned into a cyberman
So…you or the Doctor (probably the Doctor) has angered/annoyed/generally harassed a queen/royalty/diplomat/or in general important person
D O N O T M E N T I O N P E A R S F O R T H E L O V E O F R A S S I L O N Y O U V E N E V E R H E A R D O F T H E W O R D P E A R
If you meet any other person who is a Timelord just run don’t ask any questions just RUN
The Tardis has feelings, I see you, be war e
The Doctor is older than your entire family lineage. They’ve picked up strays before. You are not special.
Don’t use guns but when you do….don’t miss
Yes I’m bigger on the inside why aren’t you ?
