"i'm not the wife-taking type." now This, my friends, is what we in the business call a Loaded Statement,
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"i'm not the wife-taking type." now This, my friends, is what we in the business call a Loaded Statement,
little sneak peek of the first chapter of my rewrite
"I stay sitting on my bed, watching the wind from outside ruffle my curtains. I can’t help but think about tomorrow. It’s the Reaping for the 69th Annual Hunger Games, and two kids from each of 12 Districts are going to get tossed into a death arena, and only one’s coming home. I can only hope nobody I know well gets their name pulled."
the other day my brother was debating if he wanted to out himself before telling me about a nonsexual omegaverse fic he read. dude you do not wanna see my ao3 history
my modern history teacher walked into class yesterday and asked if we were squids or kids as a silly little "how are we guys" kinda thing and i perked up like a fucking sleeper agent
ALARM BLARING
dude I can’t believe it’s literal kh canon that joshua wants a relationship like sora and riku with neku in the literal S0RIKU GAME
you literally told me to plunge a dagger into Lucifer's heart once.
merman diavolo but he is a squid
one of his infinite deaths is ending up as calamari
expldoes into a bajillion pieces this is so late im sorry BUT here is diavolo squid :]