Print?
Guest: I have two questions.
Me: Okay.
Guest: If I need to print something, is that free of charge?
Me: Yes, there is a printer next to the guest computers next to the front desk.
Guest: Okay... the document is on my computer, so do I just go behind the desk to use your printer?
Me: Wha--?
Guest: ...
Me: There isn't a way to connect your machine to our network but there's a printer available to guests so if you have a USB drive you can open it there.
Guest: Oh... so I should probably just email it to myself then, huh?
Me: That'd probably be best in this case.
Guest: Does your printer work? Does it have ink? And paper?
Me: ???? Yes, it's a printer.
Guest: Oh okay, thank you.










