#doesn't know shit

[goosefeathered]

on the list of dumb shit we hold against our friends exes my buddy's ex who thought he could fight an ostrich can fucking rot in hell buddy you HAVE NOT SEEN AN OSTRICH YOU DO NOT KNOW THE WRATH OF BIG STUPID BIRDS fuck you dude FUCK YOU

[nottsubakiichan]

CAN I SHOOT HER

[jellyinmybelly]

[ruthlesslistener]

Bitches be like "time for the trans ally to lecture a trans person on transness with a little bit of intersexism thrown in"

Welcome to tumblr!!

[spunky-town]

I wanted another vodka lemonade, so I asked my magic 8 ball if I should. It said "outlook not so good" and I said "screw you magic 8 ball" and made another vodka lemonade

[a-love-transcending-time]

According to Kubo

Platonic bonds are connected by the heart and soul

Marriage bonds are connected by rings and children

[gotochelm]

WON'T GET ANYTHING DONE sun / A SHITTY FISH rising / DOESN'T KNOW SHIT moon

😩😭

[lizards-and-shiny-things]

What an asshole

I was working on the handout I was given but I wasn't sure about one part of it so I was looking it up on my phone, which I was using as a calculator until that point, and this asshole teacher just comes over and assumes I'm not working and tries to tell me to leave. Like wtf?