#doffy op

[theretr0skeleton]

AU where Doffy went to therapy ahhaha 🤣 It must be the Italian in me that absolutely loves Doflamingo with his giant AF family LOL

[lilc69420]

Doflamingo x reader

This fic is just about the headcannon that Doflamingo is blind in his left eye

Doflamingo always wears glasses, they are a staple of his appearance, he always hide his eyes no matter what, when I first started dating him I really did think it was just a fashion thing and I'm sure to some extent it is but the longer I date him the more it started to bother me that the man I was dating wouldn't do something as simple as take his glasses off near me, I was also starting to believe he was hiding something which brought me to my current running theory Doflamingo is blinded in one eye

Now my main grounding for this theory came from a day when I was setting on his left I was showing him something and instead of glancing like he did when I was sitting on his right he turned his full head towards me to see it, I found it strange because he only did that when I was on his left, which wasn't often Doflamingo constantly kept me on his right side even the side of the bed I slept on was the right, the more I thought about it more times that he chose to wear glasses when any other normal person wouldn't start to add up, like the fact he was always wearing his glasses when I woke up even though he was still in bed, I was staring to think he woke up earlier then me just to put them on before I woke up, not to mention the fact he only ever went to bed after me and would be wearing those glasses till I fell asleep

Despite my interest in way he wear the glasses and way he wouldn't take them off in front of me I still hadn't built up the courage to ask him about it, sure I loved the man but I would be blind to not see how closed off he could be and the lengths he would go to keep certain things secret, still the thought haunted me so I decided to finally ask

We were sitting in bed and like usual Doflamingo was still wearing his stupid glasses, I didn't actually thank the were stupid but the fact it felt like he didn't trust me enough to take them off was starting to get to me, I looked over at Doflamingo as he read the book he bought when we went into town today, he offered to read it out loud earlier so we could both enjoy it but it was much to violent for my taste especially before bed, after thinking for a bit I decided to break the quiet with an easier question then the one on my mind "how's your book Doffy?"

Doflamingo looked up from his book turning his gaze to me saying with a wide smile on his face "it's great sweetheart, you real should read it" I shook my head smiling back at him as I said "it is much to violent for me" He chuckled at me but he had that look on his face that he knew I was dancing around what I actually wanted to ask, Doffy some how always was able to read me so well no matter what we were doing, he placed his book down leaning closer to me, I felt my blood pressure spike as Doflamingo got closer to me, he smiled became sharper like he knew what I wanted to ask and was daring me to ask it already, Doflamingo leaned so close I could feel his breath on my face as I stared into his glasses, he said quietly "come on ask" even with it being quiet I could hear the teasing in it, like a cat that just caught a bird, and I was the bird

I sat on the bed nervously I wanted to lean away a little but I knew with Doffy I wouldn't get far, if Doflamingo decided he wanted you near him you weren't getting away and I knew that so I gathered up the courage and asked "why do you never take your glasses off near me" He chuckled leaning in a bit closer but not saying anything so I decided to continue "I mean we've been dating for a long time and I've never seen your eyes" Doflamingo just looked at me letting the silence fall over us as he examined me, after a second he brought his hand up and for a second I really thought I asked the wrong thing that this was it but he brought his hands up to his glasses and slipped them off saying softly "I guess you right you haven't seen my eyes"

I looked at his eyes shocked, I took in his left eye that was frost over, and after getting over my shock I sat up more saying loudly "I knew it!" He chuckled tilting he's head as he said "you knew it?" I said "I was theorizing that you couldn't see out of your left eye" He leaned in closer say "and why were you theorizing that?" I responded quickly "because when ever I'm on your left side you turn your whole head to look at me instead of just glancing like when I'm on you'd right side" He wrapped his arms around me saying "aw you pay that much attention to me?" Even though he said it in a way that made it sound like he was mocking me I knew he wasn't, I knew Doflamingo actually enjoyed how much attention I gave him, a man like him thrived on attention he loved being as loud and big as possible, but he loved that I payed attention to him in those quiet moments too, even if he mocked me for it we both knew the truth that he loved it way more then he ever would let on, I smiled putting a hand on his face and said "of course I do you know you're my favorite person in the world" I kissed him on the cheek softly and I could feel him smiling as he said "You're my favorite person too sweetheart"

I was interested in what happened to his left eye but knowing Doffy one personal thing was probably all I was going to get out of him for a while, still despite that I was happy to get to see a bit of the human under the power and sadistic personality

[anewworld-agrandline]

The thing is, I know doflamingo is an Evil guy but he also makes so much sense to me. He was a child when his parents threw away their titles but he had grown up to that point with the luxuries of a dragon. He went from being taken care of and every need thought of before he could experience them to hunted and starving would twist any mind.

As an older sibling you always feel a responsibility to your younger siblings and Doffy tried to carry that responsibility and shield and provide for Rosinante as much as he could and he failed him. Rosinante was lost to Doffy for YEARS and Doffy held that responsibility with him.

Because of the way Doflamingo grew up he had an us versus them mentality, you can see this in the families dynamic. He wants to protect “his,”and he doesn’t care who he hurt in order to do that. And every member of the family is his, whether the want to be or not, and a betrayal from them would have to personally be handled by Doffy, especially if that betrayal is his own brother.

[liluot]

This damn stupid bird

[cyborg-franky]

Dating advice with Doffy. Something I wrote in the style of a magazine column for Blonde Bombshells.

Citizens of Dressrosa! I, your handsome and wonderful ruler have once again decided to bless you all with my worldly knowledge and ever-flowing compassion and grace in the form of an advice column. I see many of you have taken the time out of your mundane lives to write me already! 

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Q: Doffy!  Noticed you always have so many pretty ladies, what’s your secret? I’ve been single for years and I just need to know how you do it?

A: Have you tried not to be ugly and boring? If you are less than a 4 I’m afraid your beyond help. If your at say, a 6 then a big bank account can do wonders for how women view you. Buy them something shiny, it will help distract them from your obvious flaws. 

Q: Young master, so I went on a date the other night and he never called me again. We got on really well, I’m even a model. I don’t want to brag but I’m a catch and this guy just doesn’t return my calls? How do you get over these sorts of problems?

A: Well, for starters, no one ever leaves me waiting, and what sort of model? Are we talking about hand modeling or underwear? At the bottom of this article is my number and I would be delighted to be the one to ghost you <3

Q: How do I get this guy to go out with me? I’ve asked a few times and he always tells me maybe! 

A: Have you considered armed henchmen to scare him a little? Thought about burning his house down? You have so many options if you just get a little creative.

Q: I wish people took more notice of me, I want to turn heads and have people fawning all over me! What do you suggest?

A: Wear bright colours, and big coats, the more feathers the better! If your outfit doesn’t leave a mess for the cleaner and his children's children to clean up, what’s the point? Also remember my golden rule. Tits and teeth! The bigger the better. Also, the tightest pants you can find is never a bad idea.

Q: Is a first date too early to sleep with someone?

A: Not at all! Sometimes I don’t even get past dinner.

Q: My partner doesn’t like that I have such a high body count, what do I do?

A: Double your number just to spite them. I’m free Friday~

Q: I keep asking this guy to team up with me and he keeps saying no! What do I do?

A: If anyone has the answer to this I’d also like to know.

[pazzippi]

angel & devil

[m00nb04rd5]

DonQuixote Doflamingo (One Piece)

[adorablemew]

I need a rap battle of Law vs Doflamingo

listen though I think it could go so fucking crazy

Law's big mouth talk vs Doflamingo's snobbish ego inflated conniving monologues or whatever the hell you call his speech

I think it could actually be so banger

I'd imagine with a backing track that sounds like "Tag Walls, Punch Facists" by 2mello or something in that vein, like especially the more ethereal parts I could imagine Doflamingo shooting his shots

I just think it'd be so awesome and if I was good at writing lyrics/flow I so would write this

but alas I am lyrically challenged...