Dog Salad with Dog Residue Dressing
"Made with grilled chicken, fresh fruit, and walnuts, this salad is anything but garbage. It's best served topped with a homemade creamy poppy (puppy) dressing!"
1 head of salad lettuce, washed and chopped
1/4 cup blueberries, washed with stems removed
1/2 cup strawberries, washed with leaves removed, and sliced
1/2 cup pineapple chunks, drained
1/2 red apple, washed and cut into small pieces
1 cup seedless mandarin orange slices
1 cup cooked chicken, shredded or sliced into bite-sized pieces
1/4 cup white granulated sugar
1/4 cup white wine vinegar
Add all salad ingredients to a large salad bowl and toss well so everything is well dispersed and mixed
In a small bowl, combine the mayo, milk, sugar, vinegar, poppy seeds, and salt. Whisk together until well combined. Pour over the prepared salad, or store in an airtight container for up to three days
"Dog Salad" - Heals 2, 10, 30, or ALL HP (Hit Poodles). "It's literally garbage???"