#doggomatsu

[eminya02]

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[lanthart]

Stickers designs for an event!

[bellamyrocks]

Here's my hot new take cuz @grasscam (@'d ya NOW, ya heck!) doesn't understand my Floridian-ass: Gators, right? They do death rolls, right? It looks like they spin like drills. Death drillos. Stay with me now, I'm about to blow your mind: Shibes do death drillos (Need examples? Search Rapid Liquid's channel, they document only the best of shibe observations). Therefore, shibes are the furry version of alligators. You can trust me I'm a rocket surgeon.

"Now Bell," you say, disappointment laced in your voice "this isn't the content I signed up for when I subscribed to your Patreon! How could you possibly tie this into those funny Muppet men?" Now ladies and gentlefolk, I've already thought this through. Listen here: Remember the doggomatsu sets, both the merch and the Shina-hima versions with the costumes. Whomst is a shibe in both depictions? The eldest boy, Osomatsu Matsuno. Shibes wield a hidden strength via their drills. Oso is the same, regularly HC'd as the most dangerous of the brothers to pick a fight with (We could even say that's canon). Do you know what that means? He's the most dangerous because he's actually part shibe, also meaning he is part alligator. This concludes my TED Talk, thank you.

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@sammi-swirl FURTHER CONFIRMS THIS, THEY SHOULD KNOW CUZ THEY'RE A RENOWNED OSOTOLOGIST AS WELL! TRY TO CHANGE OUR MINDS!