#dogmagick

[sparespells]

IT WORKED! IT FUCKING WORKED! "NO WAY" JUSTIN SAID, "YOU CAN'T TURN SOMEONE INTO A DOG" HA! SHOWED HIM! SHOWED ALL OF THEM!! Ok how do I turn him back? We got rehearsal in like an hour #sparespells #dogmagick #transformationspell #animalmagnetism #oops #dumbmagic

[ohcrackohcrack]

dogmagick replied to your post “dogmagick replied to your post “last night I had a dream that the...”

manifesting a mystic call centre. a place for ppl to call during retrograde seasons to get practical info on how to deal and work best with the current retrogrades (and also to spread awareness that they aren't inherently bad or there to fuck ya up), a place to check in with the planets and their degrees at time of call, a resource to know when is the best time for gardening depending on the moon phase is,

omg yesssss and there can be an automated voice that’s like “Please state your time, date, and place of birth and we’ll be with you shortly. Please hold while we process your request.. *signs by beyonce ft missy elliot plays* Welcome to the mystic hotline........ Ma’am please calm down.. are you aware there are 3 other planets in retrograde at the moment besides Mercury? do I have to go over this ~~3 times~~”  

[ohcrackohcrack]

dogmagick replied to your post “last night I had a dream that the head witch of Iceland was on her...”

oh my god? the detail. wish the mystic call centre was real. ha 'also i'm not a libra..' got me

haha the libra thing!! omggg last year on fb I posted a dream I had where I was trying to assassinate margaret thatcher and I had a scorpio glyph tattoo on my hand and I was trying to rub it off with holy water because it looked like a virgo glyph?? I’ll post it here it’s a good one! there’s some gemini references too~

also I wish the mystic call centre was real, I would love to work there with you

[caketinsfairies]

i got so high earlier. there was a family of baby pidgeons on a branch in the wind and they were SO GORGEOUS!! Mummy or daddy bird was trying to get baby to fly over the the stronger branch but baby was cheep cheeping and wouldn't brave it. So gorgeous :) thanks to my housemate @dogmagick for being as equally happy about the birdies xx