Thought id be mowing down cultists in Iron Bear
But hear I am pounding faces with The Tiger
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Thought id be mowing down cultists in Iron Bear
But hear I am pounding faces with The Tiger
Once there was a jaysome Jay Who wrote lots of poems you know! And there still is that same Jay Because it’s me just so you know! :D
A poem about coffee from a Jay Is a bit of a cheat because! I'm not allowed to drink it being Only eleven and there's no laws - Oh! Did you know a cup of coffee Is also called a cup of joe?! And I'd think it rude to drink me If I was a joe so! I just say no And leave coffee for others to taste Cuz a Jay is already fast-paced!
Writing limericks like a boss Is really easy cuz I'm not cross I write up a poem That is wholesome And jaysomeacesomeawesomesauce!
Everything I know about Homestuck from what I've heard about it
It's, uhm... I don't actually know what it is. It's not a show and it's not a webcomic and it's not a game. It exists outside of any type of format, I guess. Maybe it's telepathically downloaded?
People change when they get into this. It consumes them wholly
There are alien things with horns who talk like 12 year olds who just discovered how to type in alternating caps and leet.
It used to be drawn in a different style or something? There are a million different styles.
It used to be a completely different story and maybe there was a trenchcoat person involved
The only thing anyone cares about are the aliens
I think there's a character who's a little kid but people ship him with other characters anyway
In fact, everyone is shipped with everyone
If there was a character who was just a non-sentient, inanimate rock, it'd be shipped
There is probably a plot, but maybe not
It's really really long
The person(s?) who makes it doesn't really retain a schedule or something so people get really mad about a lack of updates a lot
That's about it.
/swimming through/
Hi baka, do you miss me, yet?
Well... I don't think you'll see this until you get back from your trip, but either way; I'll ask you telepathically... then again if telepathy works with us. ... I don't think it's working, babe. Haha, don't me; I'm feeling strange today. Anyways, it's been a while since I've actually "hacked" you. But don't be fooled! I'm still on your account, watching you (like the stalker I am) since I am your biggest fan.
You already said it, but this weekend was the best, right? Fiancé, who would've known? You're still a jerk, though, panda. My jerk. Just as we've been keeping in short and simple; I'll keep it short and simple, too, alright? You better be missing me, or else, baka.
I love you.
Love, Fishy ( THIS IS DOOOOOONGHAE AGAIN)
KEEP ON IGNORING ME, FAGGOTS.