#dollangangers

[rosepetalsofsin]

A little Chris/Cathy edit I made a few years back 🥀

[jailbirdbrother]

desperately need dollanganger/narnia fusions i need the dollangangers to find narnia in a wardrobe in the attic and i need the pevensies to be trapped together inside for two years

[johannesburchard]

chris, roughly five minutes after being locked in that attic: oh no the idealized versions of my parents i enshrined as idols have crumbled, and i appear to be doomed to repeat the sins of my father. *shrug* oh well. hey, cathy,

cathy: it seems the only way i will ever recover the idyllic childhood i lost when my father--the only perfect man ever to exist--cruelly abandoned us by dying in a comically graphic manner is to marry--

chris: hello,

cathy: my adoptive father.

paul: perfect! molesting traumatized teens is actually a specialty of mine.

cathy: actually, i changed my mind. it is to marry--

chris: hello,

cathy: my prince revolting of a dance partner.

julian: fuck you, fuck your brother, fuck your sist--

cathy: actually, i changed my mind. it is to marry--

chris: hello,

cathy: my stepfather.

bart: well, hey there, younger, hotter clone of my wife.

cathy: actually, i changed my mind. i've been so blind. the right man for me has always been--

chris: finally!

cathy: my adoptive father after all. paul again.

paul: oh, cathy, i'm so glad. being with you makes my heart flutter so!

cathy: actually, no, wait, wait. sorry, everyone. omg this is so embarrassing. it was actually my brother who is an identical copy of the father i will never stop idolizing. i should have realized there would be no other way to doom our children to repeat the cycle.

chris: thank fuck. okay, pack it up guys, we're going to california.