#dolphin thoughts

[theraddestpotato21]

[zeke-ewan]

Sometimes I dream that I'm the most important person in the world.

Then I wake up and reality sets in and I may not be the most important person in the world, but I'm the protagonist of my own life. And if I don't make sure I behave like the protagonist, then it might end up like an Austin Powers movie with me playing my own villain.

Still a work in progress, but isn't that life? If I was finished I'd be ready for whatever's next, and unfortunately I require proof of life haha what a terribly frustrating paradox. Pascal's wager works both ways, in my opinion.

[dolphinburg]

[dolphinburg]

Fishhh

[zeke-ewan]

If they think we are able to ruin industries, why do most of us not have even a mortgage yet? Wouldn't we have come for the "Monopoly Larp" most of them are playing, first?

Or... Are we not trying hard enough? Rally the troops, how do we ruin the housing market? Oh wait. It's already in effing tatters lol and barely any of us are even playing yet.

[adolphinsthoughtbubble-blog]

Why be a social butterfly when you can be a social dragon?

[adolphinsthoughtbubble-blog]

When people ask me what I did in 2016 I’ll say “I started a mafia”

[adolphinsthoughtbubble-blog]

Everyone always finds creepy stuff in the attic but my garage has been collecting random junk for longer than I’ve been alive maybe we should look there for artifacts instead.