#dombrian mpreg

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Dom: Why don’t you ever cry in front of me?

Brian: I’ve cried in front of you before, babe. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Dom: Labor doesn’t count. Especially not when you yelled, ‘fuck you and your big ass head genetics’ and ‘Get your demon spawn out of me’ at me while sobbing.

Brian: Well, you do have a big head and so did your offspring so how about YOU go cry about THAT!

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Brian: Pick it up.

Dom: No. You’re the one who wanted it so bad.

Brian: But I picked it up last time!

Vince: uhhh… what are they arguing about?

Letty: Jack.

Leon: Poor kid’s been crying for an hour and nobody can calm him down.

Mia: Jack has colic.

Jesse: I'm gonna invest in earplugs.

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Brian: Dom, I'm pregnant...

Dom, instinctively: Well, It's Not Mine! I Want A DNA- Oh. Yeah. Sorry😟 I love you.

Brian:

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Brian: Welcome back, Baby!

Dom: You were late to pick me up?

Brian: I can turn around right now and go home if that's gonna be a problem. You try getting these kids in a car without 3 bathroom trips, 2 snack refills, and a diaper change.