Dom: You’re filthy, Jack! What were you?! Raised in a barn!?
Jack: No. I was raised by a pack of wolves though…..
Brian: …He has a point.
Dom: SHOWER! Now!
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Dom: You’re filthy, Jack! What were you?! Raised in a barn!?
Jack: No. I was raised by a pack of wolves though…..
Brian: …He has a point.
Dom: SHOWER! Now!
Headcanon: Samantha is terrifyingly good at mimicking people’s voices. It started out with her being told she sounded like her father (ahem, thanks a lot Locke), but then when Deckard moves in she asks him to teach her how to replicate accents. Now she can copy almost any voice pattern she wants, which is a hit with her little cousins (Baby Brian, Jack and May (Kimi too if you want)) but scary for the adults.
This is a really fun headcanon!! Sam would be so mischievous with this and torment her dad and other adults all day long 😂 And she would take full advantage of Deckard's teachings
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"Hey guys, could you start cleaning up? Dinner's about to start." Brian called over to the group of kids, who all pouted at him
Sam was sitting with the other kids, with Baby Brian on her lap and Kimiko sitting next to her. Both Jack and May were sitting across from her
"But, dad! Can't we keep playing a few more minutes?" Jack begged
"Sorry, buddy. But we need to clean up and then eat." Brian said, with a note of finality in his voice. He gave them all one more firm look and walked away
"This isn't fair!" May whined
"But it's time to clean up and you have to listen to me." Sam said, perfectly imitating Brian's voice
Kimiko started giggling like crazy, while Jack and May gapped at her with awe. Baby Brian joined in with Kimiko's laughter and started babbling
"How do you do that?" Jack asked, eyes wide
Sam shrugged
"It's pretty easy for me. Especially since Deck taught me some stuff."
"Can uncle Deck teach us, too?" May asked far too excited
"Probably." Sam nodded
"Yeah, uncle Deck loves us, so he'll do anything for us." Kimiko smiled widely. "Can you do uncle Dom too, Sammy?"
"Oh, he's easy!"
Brian was bringing out the watermelon Mia had cut up when he heard Dom's voice drift over to him
"If you don't start moving your asses, I'm going to be giving someone a whoppin!"
Brian's eyebrows went up. He'd never heard Dom talk to the kids like that. Quickly putting the bowl down, Brain rushed over to the group of kids
And didn't see Dom anywhere close to them
What?
"Do Aunt Let next!" Kimiko cheered and the other kids threw their agreement in as well
"Ok, give me a second." Sam laughed and had a thoughtful look on her face. When she spoke next, she sounded just like Letty. "I swear to god, guys, don't make have to tattle to your parents about this."
Baby Brian let out a screech of amusement and clapped
"Momma!"
The other kids laughed, and tried their own, much less impressive impressions of the adults in their lives
Shaking his head, Brain sent them a wiry smile. Walking over to them, he called out
"I know it's fun to make fun of your parents, but I still need you to clean up."
All the kids cut off their laughter and looked at him with guilty expressions
"Yes, dad."
"Yes, uncle Brian."
The kids said in unison and started to stand
Nodding in approval, Brian looked at Sam
"Very impressive." He smiled at her and received a shy smile back. "Make sure not to show the other adults if you want to use it for pranks."
Sending her a wink, Brian turned away and hoped she lived up to her training the Shaws no doubt were giving her
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I hope you enjoyed friend!
Brian: Okay, so you're driving and see your father and I on the road... What do you hit?
Jack: Wha- THE BRAKES!
Brian: NO! You GUN it and hit me at FULL SPEED!
Dom, from the backseat: NO! THE BRAKES IS RIGHT!
Teenage Jack: Dont underestimate me! My families motto is ‘Maybe we’ll get lucky this time’!
Dom: The hell? No it is not!
Brian: Oh, YEAH it is! Have you not met our family, Dom? You helped create it!
Jack: ...I didn't get lucky hearing that right now!
Because I was inspired...
F&F Next gen. Tweets:
who is the more responsible parent, Dom or Brian?
Dom, for sure. Brian is unhinged at all moments… so are their kids.
Hey friend how are you? I hope your day is going great! I'm so excited it's Friday again, yay! I wanted to know what you thought about all the fast and furious kids (Sam, Jack, baby Brian...) being all grown up and everything (like in their early teens for the younger ones) And if you could add the shaws babysitting and if you want some oc children that'll be amazing! Thank you so much!
Hey friend! I'm doing well! I hope you are too! And omg, all of them being grown up or worse teenagers, would be so cute!
Jack glared at everyone. Even the six year olds. Especially the six year olds, who were screaming and running around with toy swords.
He watched as Sam easily scooped on of the six year olds up while the other clung to her leg, making her laugh. Jack liked Sam, especially since she was already in college and would let him drive her car when they hung out
But, he didn't like her little brother as much. The twins were loud, obnoxious, and overall little tricksters. Apparently they got it from their uncle Owen
Who, was sitting off to the side with his sister, both looking over a tablet and ignoring the kids/teenagers around them
Glaring at them too, Jack couldn't believe that he was stuck there
His parents, aunts, and uncles were off on a secret mission, leaving Jack, his sister, and cousins to be babysat.
He hated it.
He was already 16, he could take care of himself. He didn't need Owen and Hattie "supervision". Sure, the twins needed it, but the rest of them didn't.
At least Sam was there to keep her little brothers distracted. Jack didn't need them hitting him with a foam sword. That would be the last straw
"What's got your panties in a twist?" A voice asked him.
Turning and glaring at his little sister, Jack sneered at her
"You're not the one stuck with babies that are ten years younger than you."
May just rolled her eyes at him.
"You're the only baby here. Everyone else is having fun, while you're just over here sulking. Grow up Jack."
He glared even harder at her
"Easy for you to say. At least you and Brian are almost in age and going to the same school."
May didnt look impressed
"So? You could actually try to enjoy yourself. I bet uncle Owen would be willing to play soccer with you."
"That's not the point." He snapped. "Why the hell are we forced to be here while mom and dad get to go on a mission?"
"What, you want to be with them? You know they wouldn't let you."
Jack was quiet. He actually did want to be with them. Why did they get to have all the cool adventures?
His thoughts were interrupted by a foam sword hitting him upside the head
"You little brat-!" Jack yelled, expecting a twin, but only to see a smirking Sam
"What are you going to do about it?" She asked, offering him another foam sword.
Smirking back, Jack took it
I don't remember if Brian and Mia's daughter has a name in canon so I just named her May
THIS IS NOT OKAY! I AM NOT OKAY!