#incorrect dombrian

[dombrianoteretto]

Brian: I am this close to falling head over heels, fuck me like a virgin, make me scream your name 24/7, wife me up, Let's get married and have children, in love with Dominic Toretto!

Tanner: ...Your fingers are touching.

Brian: That's exactly my problem!

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Brian: I’m so mad at you, Dom!

Dom: That's understandable.

Brian: You don't even know how pissed off you've gotten me this time, Dominic!

Dom: Okay… How long are you gonna be mad this time, Bri?

Brian: I don't even know! Forever, probably!

Dom: How long are you gonna keep holding my hand then?

Brian, jerking his hand away: Never again!

*5 seconds later*

Brian, grabbing Dom's hand tightly: Okay, I'll forgive you! I missed you so much!

Dom: Oh, thank god. I was starting to worry this was gonna be a bad fight.

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Dom, after Jack refuses to prefer muscle cars over imports: I appreciate that he’s taking a stand for what he likes… I just don't like that it's against me!

Brian: Would you calm down! It's fine.

Dom: But I’m the father! I'm in charge around here!

Brian: …🤨

Dom: …when you're not home.

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Dom: I'm tired of this shit, O’Conner! Why did you let me go? And none of that bullshit about you respecting me more than yourself! Why?

Brian: I let you go because I loved you, Dom!

Everyone else tired of this sexual tension bullshit between them:

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Dom: Why don’t you ever cry in front of me?

Brian: I’ve cried in front of you before, babe. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Dom: Labor doesn’t count. Especially not when you yelled, ‘fuck you and your big ass head genetics’ and ‘Get your demon spawn out of me’ at me while sobbing.

Brian: Well, you do have a big head and so did your offspring so how about YOU go cry about THAT!

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Dom: *Breaking up Vince and Brian’s fight outside the market*

Leon:

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Brian: I like to go fast… and ride rough, Dom~

Dom:

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Dom: So it doesn't matter what my crime is, then?

Brian: Not really.

Dom: No, be real.

Brian: No, 'cause I love you.

Dom: I don’t think-

Brian: Dude, you would have to do something so fucking insane.

Dom: That's what I'm saying. What is it? What would be the thing?

Brian: Like, if you fucking... killed people and ate them. Like, if- if you Jeffery Dahmer’ed people.

Brian: Then I’d be like, “Babe! Come on!” you know?

Dom: So the expectations are on the fucking floor?!

Brian: Oh, Honey, they're under the floor.