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Clown School Findings

I initially visited the school because I heard rumors about a communicable disease that turned people into clowns. These kinds of rumors resurface every RSY or so, but rarely do they turn out true.

Another false alarm.

The "disease" was just some viral contagion, and the association with clowns was mainly due to the clowns being its main vector. Odds are, a single human got infected by clownhood and the virus at the same time, and started a misconception.

I did, however, find a new C. Subplex specimen while I was there. I'll do a dedicated write-up for it later, but long story short...

Clown porn magazine.

Stay tuned.

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SpongeBob’s guide to WildStar.

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After 36 blinks of research, I’m almost ready to publish my findings informally.

But first: a survey! Data shows that only ~15% of baby clowns are male. Can anyone tell me why? No guess is too stupid.

After placing your bets, stay tuned for the answer. It might surprise you. 🤡

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I'm visiting one of these illegal clown schools today.

Expect a write-up soon.

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Update on search for clown subjects

It’s not going well.

(See my last post for parameters.)

So far, my search has found me:

4 half-clown hybrids that identify as male because their other halves did.

1 mostly-male-aligned juvenile clown of the “Fool” breed, only barely capable of clownspeak, and therefore unable to answer any questions.

All of these have... some potential. But they don’t help me without a control group. I did, however, also find:

6 unconfirmed reports of male juvenile clowns by word-of mouth, albeit very reliable word-of-mouth.

1 confirmed male juvenile clown under custody battle, with its current caretaker uncooperative.

So, yes, baby boy clowns do exist! But they are very very hard to find!

At this point, I’m considering just interviewing mature clowns about their previous lives. It’s a terrible idea, certainly, but it’s better than nothing.

Thoughts?

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The ‘Turge Is In

It occurs to me: how can I provide for the Public, without knowing what the Public needs?

Readers of all backgrounds are welcome to submit questions, requests, case studies, and so forth. Education is a team effort.

Here are topics I intend to touch on, eventually. Feel free to suggest more, or tell me which one you are most excited about so I'll get around to it sooner.

More on clownspeak

Breed overviews

My personal case studies

Clowns and “humans”

A history of caulroturgy

Clown facial markings

Clown hierarchy

Clown life cycles

Risk factors for clowns

Famous clowns in history

Public legislation regarding clowns

The travesty of Fools

Catalog of known C. Subplex specimens

Clown physiology

Clown fusions and "twobodies"

Much more, as I think of it

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The WildStar furry scale.

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Request for clown subjects

I'm composing a post about clowns and gender, but am missing a surprising demographic.

(Well, not so surprising if you know what I know... But I'll share that soon enough.)

Do any of my readers have any juvenile male clowns?

And would you be willing to let me study them?

("Juvenile" here meaning first-life, regardless of temporal age. And "male" meaning any clown that aligns that way by its own definition. Hybrids are acceptable.)

If so, please contact me through this blog.