Okay, Cicely, friends, we're here today to tie the knot between Ron Bantz and Erick Hillman.
Marriage, why do we do it? Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages end up in broken dishes and a trip to Tijuana.
Is it loneliness? Partly. Is it teamwork? Definitely. Things just go easier when there's two of you. One of you can wait in line at the movie theater while the other guy parks the car. Get better seats that way. Better room rate when it's a double.
Ron, Erick, you ready to file jointly? Ron, will you have Erick to be your spouse? To love him, comfort him in sickness and in health? Stick it out until the fat lady sings?


















