#don't hit

[lazyvoyager]

Levi feeling really bad for reacting with his fists in the heat of the moment

[uberhacksor]

You know someone is a kind person when they end their youtube video with the phrase “Don’t hit your dog. Never hit your dog. If you hit your dog all it does is upset them. They’re hurt and they don’t know why cos they’re just dogs. It’s all about positive reinforcement”

[1-1-s1ay-2-2]

#

#truth

#think on this

#words have power to hurt

#but fists hurt SO MUCH MORE

#so if you're angry...express it through verse

#my mind is strong enough to endure the power of your words

#but my brain gets rattled when you use your fists

#please

#oh please

#won't your resist?

#don't hit

#use your words not your fists

[justasadsong81]

Decided to rank the current SNL cast from worst to best (based on my personal preferences, there is so science to it)

17. Chloe Fineman: Who?

16. Pete Davidson: He has his fans but I'm not one of them

15. Kyle Mooney: Sorry @saphyrenights but he rarely stands out. Like if he left I wouldn't really notice

14. Ego Nwodim: Doesn't really get a chance to shine which is unfortunately a common thing for black women on SNL

13. Heidi Gardner: She's good but doesn't stand out to me. Another case of if she was gone I wouldn't care

12. Bowen Yang: Not featured much but when he is he shines like a diamond

10 and 11. Colin Jost and Michael Che: They are funny on Weekend Update but it's all they do

9. Kenan Thompson: Feels like he's been so solid for so long I kinda overlook him

8. Chris Redd: He's charismatic and fun to watch

7. Melissa Villasenor: I love her and wish she would get to do more

6. Mikey Day: Solid funny performer

5. Alex Moffat: Also a solid funny performer but hotter than Mikey so bonus points I guess

4. Kate McKinnon: She is great but I feel like maybe she has one foot out the door

3. Aidy Bryant: She's just damn good

2. Cecily Strong: Always a great addition to any sketch, she can do anything and do it damn well

1. Beck Bennett: Okay so I have a huge crush on him which may make me slightly biased but I think he is the best male talent on the show now

[chaneomma]

Hey y'all! Maybe don't. . .put your hands on people.

[me-and-my-dumbass]

i keep flinching because the fireworks sound like they’re just huge ass bugs hitting my windows. 

[chaosagent23]

‘74 Hayatos for @mysteriousninja