#don't lick it

[kiwiplaetzchen]

Leathery Tuesday

Part II

[unexpectedtexture]

*Mario sounds*

[thezabininame-blog]

“I’m not going to lie to you... this is exactly what it looks like.” Élodie stood amidst the broken bottles and various ingredients strewn about the small apothecary. The large cauldron in the middle of the room seemed to be the epicenter of explosion that had covered the room in a bright pink sludge.

[mytr3asurebox]

Martin and Lewis - DON'T LICK IT!

@brushyourteethwithajax Your videos regularly make my day... I think I’m addicted 🤪🤷🏻‍♀️

[shattered-dragon-blog]

@leaf-in-the-winds answered [+]

“Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! Just a taste?”

The oven had finished preheating and now they just had to pour the batter into the pan and stick it in the oven. And clean up the kitchen. They’d made… a pretty big mess. Or rather, Rai did, but he chose to ignore it in favor of pestering Mia to let him lick the spoon.

   “No,” she says, tugging the bowl out of reach. “You will wait until these muffins are suitably baked. Like everyone else.”

    Mia places the bowl of apple and cinnamon muffin batter back onto the counter, next to the waiting tray. She frowns at Rai, his purpose here is to prevent her from eating all the batter, not to eat it himself. And just look at this mess, there is flour everywhere. Honestly he is being more of a nuisance than of any help. … Although, Mia’s lips twitch as she fights back the smile, this has been rather fun.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Got to talking with a student's parent this morning about nuclear reactors (well Oregon's student-run Reid Reactor) and ...I'm no longer sure if he made the "but, you know, don't lick it" joke before or after we were on the topic of radiation, but I got to chuckle and tell him about my Nuclear Health and Safety unit in college, which had a similar motto.

[bbyadwoa]

Don't do anything to my bootyhole

[everykissbeginswithkae]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OVER HARRY!