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Comeback #4

You: No, go away

Boy: Why?

You: You’re like the sun

Boy: *smirks* Why, because I’m hot?

You: No, because if I look directly at you, I’ll become blind

#comebacks #comebackoftheday #comeback #goddess #don'tmesswithme

Comeback #3

I bet your brain feels good as new seeing as you never use it.

#comebackoftheday #comebacks #comeback #don'tmesswithme #goddess

You said you'll always be there for me. So where were you when I needed to borrow $1?

#funny #don'tmesswithme #whosthat #i need food

#NowPlaying Happy Go Sucky Fucky by Die Antwoord 😈🖕🏻My anthem when I am hyped!! Don’t piss me off b*tches!!!👻👻👻

#music #spotify #dieantwoord #don'tmesswithme #gamerforlife #technoheartbeat

Me preparing to go hiking alone: *puts knife in backpack* *puts knife in pocket* *brings big German Shepherd*

#I'mready #don'tmesswithme

My friend just finished reading Harry Potter 5. And do you know what he said? THAT BELLATRIX WAS HIS FAVE CHARACTER. Okay, you could understand, y'know, he likes evil characters.

BUT HE SAID THAT SHE WAS HIS FAVE CHARACTER BECAUSE SHE KILLED SIRIUS!!!!!!!

So naturally, I tried to strangle him. (Not to hurt him y'know, just to make him fear me and regret what he had just said) But my friend stopped me. And he was angry at me until I apologized. Though my apologies weren't really sincere because he fucking is a prick and you can't tell in my face that you're happy Sirius died without being hurt. :)))))

#harrypotter #ootp #siriusblack #don'tmesswithme #he'saprick

Dear Asshole who broke my best friend's heart.

brokendream07

Don't reply. Delete me whatever I don't care. But better read this and take into consideration to what I'm about to tell you.

First of all, you're an asshole! And you're pretty cowardly despite the shit we've all been through this year. I can't believe a guy like YOU who I thought was sweet, caring, crazy and a GENTLEMAN would break up with someone over the fucking internet. FACEBOOK is not for that sort of shit and people who do that are not even worth the time or effort. I can't believe I'm taking my fucking time just to tell you this, but hey, all KIDS need a fucking lecture or two.

I had respect for you. I honestly thought "wow, this guy is going to be so amazing in my girl's life, I can already see how happy she's going to be finally." The last few weeks have been horrible because of exams and everyone was feeling the pressure. So if your excuse for breaking up had to do with exams, then you're more of an immature brat I have EVER come across.

I don't give a shit what your reasons are or if you had fallen out of love or if something tragic happened in your life. You broke up with a girl over FACEBOOK and that is the lowest shit any person can do. If you were in her shoes, would you give a fuck? Maybe, maybe not. But it's disgusting and disrespectful.

I have to endure the fucking sadness and anger from HER because she's in a dilemma you see. She's heartbroken and doesn't give a fuck because you know what BUDDY? She still fucking loves you!! I don't know why she'd give up her heart for a guy who never really appreciated it--don't think for a SECOND she doesn't send your conversations because shes confused as fuck. But hey, that's my girl! That's my BEST FRIEND!! No matter who hurts her, she still wants them to be happy no matter what! You broke her and her heart and all she wants is for you to be happy. Like how fucking naive is she??! SERIOUSLY!!!

You fucked her up! She was looking at those pair of scissors because it was too much for her. SHE WAS THAT CLOSE AGAIN! You were never there when she first started; you don't understand how vulnerable she is despite the walls she carries with her. And she's only a child who managed to throw away those scissors in hopes of getting better. She's a child with pain she keeps carrying on her back. She's still a child god dammit! And you had the audacity to DUMP her over FACEBOOK!

But whatever, the damage is done. You've said what you needed to say and I hope in the long run this fucking world goes a bit saner and ASSHOLES grow a bit FUCKING MORE MATURE. You still need a lot of growing up to do. Get out of fucking Neverland for a change!

So yeah. I am disappointed in you. I thought I knew what kind of person you were. Have a fucking merry life !!

Ps. you're soooooo FUCKING lucky my bestie is preventing me from speaking to you in person. THIS is NOTHING compared to all the fucked up stuff I have to say to your face. I'm one of her best friends and I WARNED you; you break her heart, go melt in the fucking sun. So asshole, GO MELT IN THE SUN!!!

Pps. The other friend doesn't like you anymore

This is what I said to my best friend's EX.