BOOKING OPEN
Hi everybody, my name is funeral (he/him) and I've been reading tarot for around 7 years now.
FREE MINI READINGS: CLOSED
Remember to bring an offering when requesting a reading, and you must absolutely come back after your reading to give feedback through the ASK BOX (or at least say thank you). If you don't provide feedback after 3 days I will block you.
NO MORE LOVE READINGS (until I figure out if I can do them against my ethics as a reader).
🖤PAID READINGS🖤
A private 2-3 page reading in PDF format on the topic of your choice. The reading starts with a foreword, continues to any intuitive messages I catch where I describe the energies I perceive and move onto answering your question by pulling as many cards as I deem fit. I will look into many sides of the situation in order to bring the best clarity.
cost: $20
🥀DONATION BASED READINGS🥀
(TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE)
A private reading which length will vary according to the donation I receive. Similar to a regular paid reading, I'm able to touch on the topic of your choice, and the end result will be delivered to your email in PDF format.
$5 - Half page.
$10 - 1 page
$15 - 1 + 1/2 pages
⚰️5 READINGS CONTRACT⚰️
A service in which you book 5 readings from me in advance for a discounted price. Upon payment you receive the right to claim 5 readings from me whenever you wish to. Your readings will have upmost priority and will be done in full privacy.
$60
All payments or donations are to be conducted through my kofi.
Please take the following into consideration when booking a reading:
When booking a reading I will require you to DM first so we can go over a short consultation. After that, please send proof of payment through DM along your preferred name and pronouns.
DISCLAIMER: upon booking a reading you consent to bits of your reading being shared across multiple platforms for content purposes. I will in no way share information or cues on your identity.
✖️I am unable to conduct readings on the follow topics✖️
Twinflame/soulmate
Medical/pregnancy/death related
Third party
Time sensitive questions are tricky so it is advised to avoid them
Thank you all



















