Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump: Your Weekly Top Ten. (Donald Trump!)
Whoa hey, what’s shakin’ my Wonkerinos? Yes, it is I, who is called “Evan,” and I am here with your Weekly Top Ten reading list. Was your top ten so lonelypants while I was on vacation? You betcha. I’d like to state for the record that, having now met Donna Rose The Wonkette Baby in person, she actually IS that cute, and your editrix is not doing ANY funny business with the camera. It’s sort of ridiculous actually.
Well anyway, here is how this thing is going to work. You are going to love us SO HARD by giving us $5 of your moneys. Why? Because we are asking so nicely.
And then you are going to read and laugh at and share all the wonderful top ten stories of the week, which have been chosen as usual by Beyoncé (WE WISH)...