Learn the Alphabet with Donnie!
Synopsis: This is the NSFW Alphabet tag I’ve been wanting to do for ages. My first attempt was auto-banned, so I’m trying to be careful now.
Word count: 1774
Genre: Obvious
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
All 👏about 👏the aftercare👏! He'll make sure you're clean and comfortable, carefully cleaning you up with one of maybe ten towels he keeps near every surface he ever thought of fucking you on (under his bed, two in the lab, in the needle room, etc). He makes sure you have a fresh set of clothes in the Lair, and tries to dress you after every 'session' (he likes to call it that, because despite being a sex god, he's squeamish about the word).
Prepare for all the snacks and soft drinks in the world.
If you're in the mood he'll even put on a movie to watch while you fall asleep.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His: Legs. Ever since that time you told him you love his thighs and how tall he is, he's been slowly getting into this whole self-appreciation business.
Yours: Your whole body, but if he had to be really specific - neck. It's one of those fascinating human things, that your neck is constantly exposed and so, so very vulnerable. If he were to mark his territory (which he does) that's where he would do it.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
So. Much. Cum.
I mean, all the boys are huge, they produce A LOT of the stuff.
But unlike Raph and Leo, Donnie doesn't necessarily enjoy the sight of his, there's something deeply animalistic in the amount and feeling, and he refuses to fall to his most baser instincts.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He actually might kinda sort of like being dommed.
BUT DON'T YOU TELL ANYONE!
Raph caught him watching… some films once where a man was being VERY GENTLY bossed around by a lady in a leather suit, who referred to him as 'pet', and ever since you two started dating he's been calling him a 'boy toy' just to annoy him.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Welp… Not much.
But where he lacks experience in the field, he makes up for it in research. That's right, y'all, Donnie is a Research king!
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
He doesn't really have a specific position he likes, but for the most part, anything that let's him look at your face during sex. So anything from missionary, to mating press, to cowgirl, he's okay with.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Oh, you know this boy will be dropping dirty puns left and right. And he usually has a problem shutting up when he's excited, imagine that with all the oxitocin in his brain, when his filter is even less present.
Donnie: You said you felt guilty about that slice of cake, right?
S/O: Yeah?
Donnie: Let me burn off those calories.
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Donnie: Dove, you're so wet I might need an umbrella.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Nope, no carpet to match the drapes.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
He's usually hyper-focused, he treats sex almost like a little project, with a clear objective - you, wholly, entirely fucked out. He's nothing if not thorough, always has his hands on you, tries to maintain eye contact as much as he can.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Aha.
A lot of that.
Both before and after you became a couple.
Before it used to be someone random on his mind, but after you met, that was it for him, he always thinks of you now.
He mostly goes to 'help himself' either late at night, after patrol, or whenever you're not around. He's a needy boy, he's always ready for action, but he realises you have to sleep sometimes.
Sometimes he'd even pull up the nudes you sent him, 'for visual aid'.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Again, he doesn't have a particular one he enjoys most, apart from praise. Verbal praise is what makes him melt.
Everything else is still on the table: roleplay, toys, wax, spanking, food, he's all for it.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Anywhere (The Lab, his bed, your bed, their kitchen, your kitchen, their bathroom, any bathroom, whatever table, some corner of some alley somewhere)
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Anything (something in a movie reminded him of you, he saw someone on patrol that looked kinda like you, wearing his color, wearing his brothers' colors, wearing too much, not wearing much, a Halloween costume, you just mentioning the word 'sex'), get ready to go to poundtoun any time if the day.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
BDSM - he doesn't enjoy pain (inflicting or being inflicted on). He's a caring bean, he will never inflict pain on you, more than he knows you can take, which he's always worried about (humans are small and fragile in his mind, and he has to hold back his strength the whole time, which takes away any possible enjoyment there was to be had).
Degradation is also something he'd hate to do. Either side is bad for him, he couldn't force himself to use anything but loving and positive language about you, and with all of his insecurities about everything, he won't really enjoy being called names.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He's a natural giver. He's a people-pleaser. He will never object to going down on you. For like 24h straight.
Though he won't ask, he loves a good head. But he's also scared for you, he doesn't know what could happen, but secretly loves it when you actually want to do it.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Whatever the occasion calls for. He's never one to stick to a specific style because it's easy.
He'll feel out the mood, and then give you exactly what you want and need at a certain moment.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
All of the quickies!
See point L, M, but this boy is always in the mood. Just give him the go-ahead and he's ready, that's how much you effect him, you can have him ready with just a look.
He doesn't necessarily prefer it to actual, proper sex, but again, whatever the situation calls for.
Sometimes neither of you have the time or patience to find the right place and do it properly. Sometimes the kitchen counter is fine.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He's a scientist, i.e. a natural experimentalist (yes, it is an actual word, I checked). He'll try anything you want, and every once in a while he'll ask for something he likes as well (after some time, he'll get more comfortable with you and start being more and more open with his desires)
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Welp, he's a ninja, and they're trained in stamina. But he has his moments. At first he wouldn't last all that long, it took some 'training' to get to the ideal point where he can go for hours.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
At first, he doesn't own any (why would he) but after you show an active interest in them, he'd start his own little collection. Nothing outrageous.
Just a Hitachi wand, some vibes, some dildos, and (I genuinely believe this would happen) a set of custom plugs with a turtle on the top.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He's not usually much of a tease, he's used to being the one teased, but hell let loose after a bit and throw in an extra line of 'Had enough yet?' or 'How come you make so much noise now, and are so quiet during the day?' He's a chatterbox, of course he'd tease a bit, but never in a degrading or demeaning way.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He may not be loud but he's vocal!
From the talking, to grunts and huffs of air, to all-out moaning, his own set of noises (often referred to as 'churring'), to whining and whimpering when he's close. He's not a good liar, and he's not an actor, he can't hide what he's feeling, especially during sex.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Roleplay is something he found by accident. When you dressed up as Velma from Scrooby Doo on Halloween, and he nearly came in his pants when you said 'Hi'.
From then on, the costumes and acts change, but his interest never wanes.
He loves it when you wear costumes from his favourite films and comics (Barbarella, Velma obvs, Inspector Gadget, Betty from Archie Comics, Raven from Teen Titans, and please, please, please put on those Pikachu ears and lingerie, hell go nuts)
But also likes the regular things: nurse or doctor, scientist (we all know that), professor, police officer.
All of the costumes!
And of course he likes playing Doctor Don and the evil scientist every once in a while. He knows you enjoy those too, and is happy that he found someone to share his nerd interests.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
👀
I mean…
He's 6'8" so….
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
His sex drive is high all the time, I mean this boy drinks a pint of coffee and energy drinks every hour or so, his hormones are constantly running amuck.
Thing is, he won't act constantly horny, but he will once the thought of sex is put into his head, which, with how fast his ind runs could be anytime.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Not very quickly. He usually struggles to sleep, at any point, that's why he's developed his unhealthy sleeping pattern.
He will take his time, to clean you up, get you comfy, maybe you can both take a shower if you want that, he'd make sure to get you anything you want before moving you to bed and letting you rest.
He's sleep easier with you after sex, than he usually does, but it takes a while for the tiredness to hit him.
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