#donposting

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

i wonder if dan’s partner jon, phil’s secret wife and child, sam the surfer, the person who that one phannie totally saw dan holding hands with in [insert location here] (and it wasn’t phil!!!??!¿1:&!!?!¡1/$!), the girl in prague, lucy hale, the tesco delivery guy, ponk, susan and susette and henry, that builder who looked like a popstar, bubbly ben, nick jonas, and that klaus hargreeves looking dude phil did a collab with in 2019 all live with dnp in the phouse

[oflesbos-moved]

if im thinking of the whole timeline of the pale kings plans to get rid of the radiance correctly then that means ghost is most likely older than hornet

[visualmemoryunit]

im proud a my toofy boy!!!!

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

we should make a phannie clowning iceberg guys. i’m not talking about a drama iceberg or an overall dnp iceberg, im talking stuff that’s funny in hindsight and that highlights our collective dumbassery:

bottom!dan, secret wives, plushies holding hands, marriage hill 2018, 2015 japhan phedding, tylybb, threesome propositions, “i saw dan howell holding hands with someone who wasn’t phil in x location”, fditl 2023, dan and jon (my beloved), coordinating [boyfriends] are quaking, you guys always hearing “baby” when one of them says “maybe”, expecting pinof 11 at least a tiny bit every year, etc. please comment any ideas!!

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

you know how bojack horseman’s whole personality is built around his 90s tv show horsin’ around and it’s the only thing he ever accomplished that he was proud of and the way he made a name for himself and he rides that high for the rest of his life, refusing to move on and trying desperately to convince himself that he mattered, that his show mattered, even though the world has continued without him?

that’s me with ‘my partner jon’. it’s been 3 years and i’m still like “yeeeah i kinda pioneered this one phannie meme no biggie. you know ‘my partner jon’? yeah, the meme that lasted for 5 days. that was me. i’m something of a celebrity i guess you could say.”

anyway if ‘my partner jon’ was my horsin’ around, i think ‘dan looking sad during ads’ is my the bojack horseman show.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

Hi! Just wanna say I giggle every time I see your url because I remember how panicked everyone got for a minute reading that part in dan's book lmao

this makes me so happy!! the mild popularity of my donposting in 2021 is one of my proudest (and only) achievements in life and it’s now my duty to exist as a constant reminder of our collective illiteracy <3

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

because we all seem to have had the “jon” false scare in the acknowledgments section resulting from our collective brain cell being illiterate:

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

y’all i’m reeling . i read the acknowledgments and thought that dr heather bolton’s acknowledgments were dan’s so when dr bolton thanked her partner jon i was like “DAN HAS A SECRET BF NAMED FUCKINF JON????” and for two terrible minutes i searched on here for someone talking about this jon fellow and saw no one. my world was crashing down. my sense of reality is: very fragile and this was enough to send me into a full crisis. did jon know about phil?? was jon going to live in the guest room of the forever home?? was phil real?? was dan real?? was i real?? then after some spiralling i looked at the page again and saw that it very clearly said “dr heather bolton would like to thank” and guys this fucked me up i can’t get past this i fully thought dnp weren’t real for several minutes