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[vasilisathedragomir]

"I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."

"Christian, we’ve been through this. You cannot have an actual food baby."

[vasilisathedragomir]

Chrissa

Send me a ship and I'll tell you about their child(ren)

Name: Andre Lucas ‘Luke’ Dragomir-Ozera Sex/Gender: Male Which parent they take after more (physically): He has a mix between his parents. Although he shares Lissa’s fair hair, he has the icy blue eyes to match his father. Which parent they take after more (personality): He’s a lot more like Christian than others realize. He isn’t quick to trust people, nor does he hide the fact that he thinks half of humanity is ridiculous. Who do they like better: He’s a momma’s boy deep down. What their Christmas Card/Family Portrait looks like: 

What do they like to do/what games they play: Most of the time you’ll find him playing a guitar, annoying his sister while she tries to bake. What does family night consist of: Lissa trying to cook dinner, Christian saving said dinner, sitting around and watching Disney movies no matter how much Luke hates it. FC: Freddie Stroma

Name: Ayla Rosemarie Dragomir-Ozera Sex/Gender: Female Which parent they take after more (physically): Face wise, she looks a lot more like Christian. She also ended up with the signature Ozera dark hair, however she did get her mother’s green eyes that the Dragomir line is known for. Which parent they take after more (personality): Ayla is a lot more like her mother than she’ll ever give herself credit for. She’s always being kind to people, yet at the same time she can help the Ozera sass that comes out every once in a while. Who do they like better: She’s a big fan of her Aunt Rose, who she is partly named after. What their Christmas Card/Family Portrait looks like: 

What do they like to do/what games they play: Much like her father, Ayla loves making dishes more than anything. She’s more of a baker, though. What does family night consist of: Lissa trying to cook dinner, Christian saving said dinner, sitting around and watching Disney movies no matter how much Luke hates it. FC: Adelaide Kane

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[text; christian] good lord, ozera. i think you meant to hit lissa… or not.[text; christian] i’d just hope it’d be for lissa.

[dontcallmesparky]

Doppelganger || Drabble

AN: Yes, this is posted on FF.Net. No I am not stealing it because it is in fact mine.

Christian woke up feeling odd. He rolled out of bed and petted Thorne who was looking at him funny. He was still half asleep and blinked. He padded quickly through the bedroom and into the bathroom. His hands moved to his boxer and he let out a scream…a scream that was too feminine.

"WHERE'S MY…." he started bewildered, but then he stopped.

That wasn't his voice. Why was it so high husky and higher than his? Why did it have a feminine infliction? He ran his hands over his chest, there were two bumps that hadn't been there before and a missing bulge. His hands were slimmer and delicate.

He ran over to the mirror and gaped. His hands moved up to touch his face disbelievingly staring at the woman looking back. He blinked, she blinked. He smiled, she smiled. He moved, she moved.

"What the hell happened?"

He cupped the breasts on his chest that were bigger than Lissa's, but smaller than Rose. He hated to admit it, but he didn't look too bad. Actually, he looked pretty hot. He wondered if Aunt Tasha had looked this good when she was younger. His black hair was long, thick, and luscious and his face held strength and feminine beauty. His hips curved just in the right way. Damn, he was a knockout.

Whoa, what the hell was he talking about? He need to fix this! He quickly ran back to his bedroom ran a brush through the long locks and grabbed a pair of his jeans. His pants were loose and baggy on him and his shirt too large.

"This is such bullshit. I look ridiculous."

He slipped out of the room just as Rose walked down the hall.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!" she screamed seeing him.

Christian stopped dead in his tracks, eyes wide.

"Um…um…Christina?"

"Why did you just come out of the queen and Lord Ozera's room? Are you the bitch, Sparky's been fucking around with? What is he into fucking women who look like him?" she said taking him in.

Christian could tell Rose was about to hit him, but he was really tired of the accusations.

"I am NOT cheating on Liss, Rose!" he snapped.

Her eyes went wide.

"Sparky?" she asked.

"No, the fucking muffin man." he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Um…no, you can't be Christian…you're a woman."

"Well, it's me." he said with attitude folding his arms and popping his hip out to the side.

He realized how feminine that was and quickly stood up straight.

"Are you some Ozera Christian didn't tell us about that's visiting him. This isn't a funny joke."

"You can check my bedroom for me if you want." he said exasperatedly.

"Fine, I will." she snapped walking into the apartment and looking all around. She came back out and looked at me, "he left."

"If I wasn't Christian how would I know that it was you who broke Victor Dashkov out of prison. And that you were the one who tricked Dimitri into having sex on Nathan Ivashkov's desk."

"Sparky!" Rose realized finally that this was her best friend's boyfriend, "What the hell happened?"

"I don't know! If I knew I wouldn't be here freaking out!" he screeched.

"Roza, who's this? And where's Christian?" Dimitri said coming down the hall. He'd heard the screech from where he'd been.

Christian didn't want anyone knowing he was a woman so he cut Rose off before she could tell him.

"Um, he's visiting with an old friend. I'm supposed to stick around you and Rose while I'm here."

Dimitri glanced at him his eyes narrowed.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm Chr…"

Rose realized what Christian was doing and managed to help him out.

"Chrissa."

"Chrissa?" Dimitri said, raising an eyebrow.

Christian giggled, a real girly giggle, "Yeah, Chrissa Ozera. I'm Christian's cousin."

Dimitri frowned, obviously uncertain. He looked at Christian noting the clothes.

Christian giggled, "Sorry, my luggage got misplaced at the airport so I took the train here without it."

Dimitri nodded, obviously mulling over what he had to say.

"Well, all right. Roza, I need to go check somethings are you good to stay with Chrissa?"

Rose nodded and kissed Dimitri before sending him on his way.

Dimitri gave Christian a polite nod, "It was nice meeting you, Lady Ozera."

He walked away and Christian sighed deeply. Rose turned back to him.

"We don't know how long you're going to be a woman."

"I know."

"We need to go shopping."

"Lead the way." Christian said motioning her ahead of him. He grabbed his credit card and moved swiftly. He didn't want anyone to see him this way.

[vasilisathedragomir]

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∞: A random headcanon about my muse and yours.

Lissa can remember when she first noticed that brooding dark haired boy that used to run around, his imagination. But back then, the mysterious Ozera wasn’t all that mysterious. He was just another royal boy that had the world at his fingertips. The black haired, blue eyed boy used to be the center of the young Dragomir’s inner turmoil. Yet, she always looked forward to the functions where her family had to travel to court, because then she could actually try to talk to the small boy. If only she had the courage back then to approach someone she admired from afar.At St. Vladimir’s, Lissa quickly figured out exactly what happened to the bright eyed boy she’d follow around at a safe difference. He was there, his eyes still as bright blue as always, but that light in them wasn’t there anymore. What had happened? When Lissa asked Andre, he quickly dismissed her questioning and told her never to talk to Christian Ozera, he was bad news. How could she deny her brother something like that? If he didn’t trust the boy neither would Lissa, but that didn’t stop her from trying to talk to him once.It was just once and only for a split second. They were twelve at the time and Lissa found herself approaching the fire user. For a moment, Lissa swore that icy blue met jade green, but the moment passed as quickly as it had come. Rose had ran between the two, asking Lissa if she wanted to help the other dhampir children she was always surrounded around with practice. She could remember blankly nodding her head and turning back to the Ozera boy. But when she caught onto the sight of him, he was already standing up and Rose was dragging her off. That was the last time she noticed the boy before the accident.A few years later and Lissa blossomed into the royal everyone wanted her to be. She began dating ‘the perfect guy’ Aaron and was the envy of most non-royal Moroi girls around. Could she really complain? Not once did the boy she found fascinating as a child cross her mind. She was completely engrossed in being the girl everyone expected her to be. That didn’t include hanging around a future-strigoi. So Lissa kept quiet about her small childhood crush, not even telling Rose about it. So imagine her surprise the day he ended up in that old dusty attic with her. Lissa had wanted to be alone and it seemed that Christian wasn’t having that. At the time, it bothered her that he assumed to know so much about her when they hadn’t spoken a word to each other before. Yet, the first time she actually looked into his eyes since she was twelve, there was a glimmer of the boy she used to watch at Royal parties. Little by little, Lissa swore to herself that she’d be the one to bring that side back out. She knew if she could pick up some of the broken pieces in his life, maybe she could do the same for herself. Christian Ozera, though, seemed to have his own agenda.

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❥ - Your muse has flour on their face and my muse kisses it off

Lissa couldn’t help but laugh at the expression on Christian’s face as she leaned against the island counter. He always looked so determined while cooking, as if he was completely in the zone. Walking over to him without a word, Lissa leaned her forehead on his back, smiling for a moment. Her legs took her around his body to where she was facing him. “You’ve got a little something on your cheek,” she murmured before leaning up and kissing the bit off powder off his cheek, smiling as she pulled away and wiped her mouth.

[zaynbadica]

Stay home with me today. (Soren AU) I need you right now, ok? (Ed) and Give me my space.(Christian)

With that being said Zayn unbuttoned his shirt and kicked off his pants, crawling back into bed with Soren. "Ok." He said simply.

Zayn held the other Moroi hand and brought Ed's head to his chest. "Okay. I'm here." Zayn said kissing his temple. 

"I gave you that last night. Now its time to train." Zayn demanded.

[vasilisathedragomir]

causing a fire while cooking

Lissa didn’t mean for any of this to happen. All she wanted to do was make something nice for Christian. Now, with her luck, not only would he not like burned cookies, he probably wouldn’t like cookies at all. Then again, as different as her boyfriend was, he did happen to be a normal person. That would mean liking cookies, right?Thinking back to her first attempt at cookies, Lissa should have realized being domestic was never going to be for her. They melted and Lissa still hadn’t had the nerve to tell him that she managed to melt cookies. That should be impossible. Right? If Christian ever found out that she messed up chocolate chip cookies twice, well, she’d never hear the end of it and she knew it.It had started out normal. Lissa had followed the recipe to a T when she put them in the oven. According to the directions, it was only supposed to be preheated to 350, not 550. But how was she supposed to know that? The printer must have smudged the recipe along the way. That was the story and she was sticking to it. So when Lissa went to check said cookies, a girlish screech left her lips and about four guardians came in to consult the queen on what had happened.The inside of the oven was ablaze and all Lissa could do was stare at it. If Christian were here he would have stopped the flames from getting higher and nearly burning the whole building down. It took about seven more guardians to console the grieving Moroi. Those cookies died before they even had a chance to live. From that day on, Lissa swore she’d never cook another thing and do something else to prove her love for the Ozera lord.