#dontforgetthepunchline

[youneverlookdeeper-archive]

do you know if that joker you are rping with has mains?

((I don't know! You'd have to ask them!))

[serenkinley]

Are you in need of some medical attention, Sir? -Seren observed the unusually pale male.- You look awfully ill...

[cranecranegoaway]

You. Me. Bed. Now [trolololols away]

[youneverlookdeeper-archive]

'I want the K'

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

"..." To say that Selina was not happy was an understatement. In fact, every part of her felt somewhat violated at the very idea.

Then she cupped the Joker's face in both hands and kissed him, as the powers that be demanded. A passionate kiss, the kind of kiss you bestowed upon someone you felt something other than loathing for. Or, perhaps, a punishing kiss? Who knew. Selina just wanted it done.

And when it was, she shoved him away from he and turned, wiping her mouth. "I'm gonna go be sick now."

[youneverlookdeeper-archive]

- dontforgetthepunchline

Selina felt the hairs on the back of her neck stand up and immediately came to a halt, the tail end of her whip floating down beside her as her forward momentum was altered so suddenly.

Slowly, she rose up from her crouch, her hands turning over at her sides, claws brandished. Eyes narrowed, she glanced over her shoulder.

"Joker."

She turned to face the Clown Prince of Crime, arguably the most dangerous man in Gotham.

"To what do I owe this questionable pleasure."