Jul 1, 2023
My sister: "I think it's cute how Yakumo calls Olivine 'Father' out of respect"
Me without missing a beat: "Alternatively, I call him daddy sometimes"
(Someone please shut off my brain before I get any more awkward)
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My sister: "I think it's cute how Yakumo calls Olivine 'Father' out of respect"
Me without missing a beat: "Alternatively, I call him daddy sometimes"
(Someone please shut off my brain before I get any more awkward)
Dads.
A man once said "You can get lost in the sauce" well I found my sauce, and I don't want to be found.
me: do you ever feel bad after watching porn?
friend: never
me:oh i do
friend: thats because the porn you watch is sick
me: actually i think id feel fine if i didnt grow up in the church
New Kink:
Getting injected into the bloodstream to get destroyed by thousands of white blood cells