#dontswim

[eric-sadahire]

People will swim in the ocean, even though there are definitely many corpses in it. People will not swim in a pool with a corpse in it.

Humans all have a corpse to water ratio that is acceptable to swim in.

[djangopiano]

More reasons to not swim to New Jersey. #hudsonghosts #waterspirits #tonyousler #dontswim #newjerseyshore #carlkissin #kissinimprov https://www.instagram.com/p/BpgV-2hBDi4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1j7xo4a2r2qzv

[corvophile]

#birdistheword #swan #greenwater #dontswim #hungryanimal (hier: Treis-Karden) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnl_iQmFhu-IXiwH-u0lkB5UieTEmaxF_5gxXs0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wqo2lls9wqs1

[philganz]

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First time in Surf Side Beach - lots of people swimming. Decided to go fishing on the pier on beach. More sharks in the water than stars in the sky. My advice is the water is the Sharks home. If you go into there home you will be eaten. #sharkattack #sharks #knowyourhome #dontswim (at Surfside Beach Sc)

[andrewbeedle]

Obligatory beach shot #crimdondene #beach #crimdonbeach #seascape #northsea #coldasballs #dontswim #skyline (at Crimdon)

[stupidshinji]

dontswim replied to your post: I don’t really enjoy being alive, i’d gladly...

Give em’ to me, i wanna turn up twice as hard

Sounds fishy, you'd probably sell my organs on the black market for mad stacks or something.