#donttrustme

[panteneprovcommercial]

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND IF HE SAYS HE'S GOT BEEF THAT I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FUCKING SCARED OF HIM

[alex-peirce]

Is she an actress? With a black dress and tights underneath? Does she have money from her parents and a trust fund back east? Does she drink like the bands? Have bruises on her arms? These are important questions.

[ll2lv]

To me, DONTTRUSTME by 3OH!3 is about how the narrator is at the club, and he’s enjoying a night with a woman he does not know. He knows the “expectations” and “social rules” of the club, which he repeats in the chorus, “don’t trust a ho.” But then he challenges the established norm by finishing it with “cause a ho won’t trust me.” He recognizes that he is just as promiscuous, as eager for a good time and willing to break the rules to get it as the feminine “other” he describes (x’s on the back of your hands, need I say more). Especially since he’s willing to commit the very serious taboo of fucking around with a person in a relationship (tell your boyfriend etc etc vegetarian). In this way, he demonstrates a shocking amount of self-awareness for what is supposedly a vapid song, and his eschewing of social norms for the sheer pursuit of pleasure perfectly evokes the hedonism and heady rush of club culture. It may be the last herald of the american post-cold war optimism, especially when considering this song with released mere months before the housing market crash and the beginning of the recession of 2008.

Q.E.D.

[strawbxttries]

my girl’s boyfriend: i have beef with you

me, an intellectual, about to turn into a vegetarian: nuh-uh

[beeeesac]

I think Tumblr would love this cover, it fucks so hard

[wylldebee]

'tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him' is such a line like damn that's such a good line.

[funeralgreys]

[spencer-44ballzz]

I MADE MY FIRST EDIT!!!

I know Mirko and Poe is a very random combo, but they are my favorite characters♥♥♥

…also ignore the cover…🫥