[bitter-asexual]

When you guys are making fun of the lost boys this is who you're being mean to, think before you speak

[catchymemes]

[witless-winion1]

this fanfic shit is easy

[theaterard]

accidents, grades. marks that we left on each other. pinkish in color again.

[alex-peirce]

Really late but it's Gerard's borfday. Happy birthday Gerald Gay

[iamwizzzzz]

[minecr-afton]

this fanfic shit is easy

[b0tster]

FUCK THE UNITED STATES AND FUCK ISRAEL

[alex-peirce]

Me and my friend were talking about this earlier today, but just imagine Gil having absolutely NO idea he's currently in a poly relationship with Harry and Uma

Gil, talking to a random person: yeah, sure Harry and Uma kiss me sometimes, they're just really affectionate!

Uma, walking over to his seat from behind the bar: you are aware we've been in a poly relationship for, like, a year, right?

Gil: ..what? When? I thought girlfriend and boyfriend just meant you were a boy and girl!! Aren't we friends?? What?!

Harry: A bit more than friends, mate.

Harry then gives him a kiss then walks outside like nothing happened, leaving Gil flabbergasted

Uma: Gil, how many of your friends have you called your girlfriend and boyfriend?

[alex-peirce]

My daughter (my cat) that I birthed (I'm a virgin) gets mad at me when I have to look in her armpits because of her armpit lice (fleas) and yells (meows) at me profusely.

[chilli-ance]

'I got that dog in me' INCORRECT i got that hobbit in me

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[pseudoply]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[duality-the-chaos-god]

Go along, you wounded beast

[a-wild-torterra]

@walmart-the-official

[important-animal-images]

[chainsawidol]

do you guys think better living industries talks about killjoys the way trump talks about the woke left. THEY HAVE COLOURED HAIR AND PRONOUNS. THEY WANT TO DEMOLISH A PERFECT SOCIETY BECAUSE THEY’RE SICK AND MENTALLY ILL. THEY DO DRUGS IN THE DESERT AND THEY’RE GOING TO GANG STALK YOUR CHILDREN AND FORCE TRANSITION THEM. THEY MUTILATE THEMSELVES OUT THERE. THE RADIATION MAKES THEM WANT TO CHANGE SEXES. THEY WANT TO DESTROY THE GOVERNMENT. YOUR KIDS AREN’T SAFE. THEY LISTEN TO EVIL PUNK ROCK MUSIC THAT CHEMICALLY ALTERS THEIR BRAINWAVES. WE THINK THEY’VE MADE CONTACT WITH ALIENS AND THEY’RE GOING TO BOMB BATTERY CITY

[littleshopofbyler]

“We asked Finn to carry a lot of emotional weight this season”

DID HE REFUSE?

[alex-peirce]

GUYS

I fucking LOVE Christmas

[cmonlightmyfire]

This is where I post from btw.