I want you to ramble about everything you love about tubenoses!!! Go!!!
well i love everything about them but i will mention a few!
they migrate pretty wild distances. some albatrosses circumnavigate the globe in a little over two months for example!! but even with species that are more close to home, manx shearwaters that breed in ireland and the UK go all the way to BRAZIL and back every year! and considering how long-lived these birds are, thinking about how many miles they must travel throughout their lives is so wild. many species can also go years without touching the ground, since it takes them a few years to reach breeding age
for albatrosses in particular, flying is no bother for them. they have this special tendon that locks their wings open so it takes no effort to hold them open. monitors have shown that their heart rate while flying is the same as when they are sitting on the ground, even while flying through storms. they can go ages without having to flap their wings because they're so good at riding the wind (known as dynamic soaring). in fact they have trouble flying in calm conditions. FURTHERMORE the tube nostrils of an albatross actually measure the exact airspeed when flying which is necessary for dynamic soaring
their sense of smell is spectacular too! it's been proven that overall birds have pretty decent sense of smell, but tubenoses are some of the best. they find their food over the open ocean by smell and actively track their prey this way! it's a reason that chum is often thrown overboard on pelagic bird trips, because the smell attracts the birds in!
they make very fucked up noises!!! i believe manx shearwaters frightened off vikings because they sounded like trolls or other beasties! cory's shearwaters sound even weirder and so do flesh-footed shearwaters. european storm petrels make a cute purring noise! bulwer's petrels sound like dogs for some reason. desertas petrels sound like ghosts. bonus fact, many female petrels and shearwaters make deeper and raspier calls, while the males sound higher pitched and clearer
also they can be really pretty!!! buller's shearwater, white-faced storm petrel, ringed storm petrel, cape petrel, blue petrel and snow petrel as some lovely examples