#doofdoctor

[getfrizzled]

❝ HEY THERE! I LIKE YOUR RIDE! ❞

Valerie leans out of the bus window to shout at the man beside her. They’re stalled at a red light, so she has plenty of time to chat. 

❝ You mind if I, ah, borrow the design...for a spell? ❞ Valerie says, chortling as her earrings (platypus ones) alight. She presses a button on the bus’ interface, and, before the other’s very eyes, the bus starts to spin and transform. When it stops, it’s a perfect replica of the man’s vehicle beside it.

And Valerie now has sunglasses on, to match. // @doofdoctor​

[matriarcarivera]

Continued from here @doofdoctor

Imelda thought that, quizás, it was the pettiness of the action that made it so evil. She pinned the man with a glare, hands firmly on her hip bones. “You are going to fix that. Ahora”

[murderclock-blog]

               @doofdoctor

“Wow. Do you just randomly go up to others and ask about their fears? Because that’s kinda weird. You’re weird.”

           ❛ As weird as it may be              The speech I have is free.              So I repeat again, with my time wasted,              What is it from which you would flee?  ❜

[rowdyboysofpolaris-blog]

@doofdoctor Continued from here

“Can’t ya just try other stores?” Cronk questioned, this is not the kind of response that he’d expected to get. “So ah..as I was sayin’ I’m in need of help, my ship’s primary reflux coil blew out and I’m stuck on yer world ‘til it either gets fixed or replaced but nobody’s been able to tell me where to find either a replacement or a mechanic who’s familiar with my ship model.” 

[yuigen]

♈ ->  doofdoctor 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒶 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇

“Hey, doc! Long time no see!” the faerie chirped, her wings fluttering in excitement. 

“How’s taking over the tri-state area going?”

[whoyougonnakahl]

( @doofdoctor EVIL LAUGH TIME )

“AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

Being a mad scientist, of course he couldn’t not participate in evil laugh time. It was a time-honored Evil-Con tradition- Even not being technically evil himself, he still attended regardless.

“You know, that’s a pretty good cackle you’ve got going on there. What did you say your name was again- Dr. Doofenschmirtz, right?”

[the-loud-with-the-plan-blog]

{ @doofdoctor // continued from here }

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“So, your plan was to have everyone dance?

Don’t you think that’s a little..silly?”

[pestedeschat-blog]

@doofdoctor​ LIKED for a starter || accepting.

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             “So, you’re telling me that regular pets have day jobs? Sheesh, I thought I had it bad. Turns out there’s no rest for any of us when you humans constantly need someone to clean your messes!”

             The cat idly considers the fact that he, a hero, should be willingly jumping to action to prevent the self-proclaimed villain from... whatever schemes he may be plotting. Yet, on the other paw, that sounded like an awful lot more work that he necessarily wanted to put in, not when he could continue lazily lounging and snacking on the tooth-rotting provisions he keeps on hand at all times. Such a task fell under some other animal’s jurisdiction, surely.

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