Being married to Doomguy headcanons? 🥺
Doomguy x Reader: Marriage!!!
Honey, expect him to be part of the planning. He's not the type to check out and let you do everything.
He'll generally agree with the guest list and party size. BUT. His pet rabbits have to be going down the aisle first. It's gotta happen. Please.
He also doesn't want something too big, but no shotgun wedding either. Unless you want it. Then he'll try to meet you in the middle.
Speaking of, if y'all disagree on anything, he'll take the middle of what you both want. Vanilla cake vs chocolate? How about a marble cake? Purple vs green decor? How about blue? Stuff like that.
He'll cry during the ceremony. Yes he will. Tries SO are not to blubber but totally does near the end of his vows. Will wipe his face so you don't kiss Mr. Snot Lips over here, though.
Both reception and ceremony are PRO-TEC-TED. All out security, turrets outside the venue, THE WORKS. Yes this is inspired by Calhoun and Felix's wedding at the end of Wreck-It Ralph, don't judge me!
The honeymoon? Oh he SPOILS you. Treats you so preciously. But also... mm... I'll leave the "nightly shenanigans" to your imagination. ;]














