Jan 22, 2025
I ordered sushi yesterday because I didn’t have the forethought to make a lunch.
My coworker and I placed it and then I forgot about it. DoorDash is on my Naughty Apps list for constantly sending notifications begging for attention, so I have them turned off.
So it was very belatedly that I checked the status and saw there was a message.
A lot of messages in fact.
I looked down and literally just saw “Tell no one,” as a white man in his fifties strolled in with a backward cap. When I told him I was just seeing the messages he said, “Yeah, check it out, that text chain is lit.”
No one has ever received a five star rating more quickly than that man.
