#text message memes

[teathattast]

[mistfallenmemes]

𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙴

( sms ) how could you do this to me?

( sms ) I think if you look up your ass, you'll find your foot.

( sms ) r u free 2nite? wanna throw u in front of a bus.

( sms ) you can't be serious.

( sms ) seriously? it's 2 in the morning asshole!

( sms ) do you know the muffin man? he lives in go-fuck-yourself-ville

( sms ) you can fuck right off

( sms ) don't speak to me for the rest of the day

( sms ) glad to know you've got your priorities sorted

( sms ) I'm done trying to work on things with someone who doesn't give a shit

( sms ) If you're gonna send nudes, at least do it when I'm not furious at you. I can't even appreciate them right now.

( sms ) I'd explain it to you, but I left my crayons in my other bag.

( sms ) your text just ruined my whole week

( sms ) You know, I used to be in love with you. I'm so glad I grew up.

( sms ) you have the best ideas for how not to do things

( sms ) Sorry I overreacted. Actually... no I'm not. I'm gonna do it again.

( sms ) I couldn't give two shits less what you want. You broke this.

( sms ) I'm so mad I could explode right now. But I'm waiting until I see you so that you have to clean up the mess.

( sms ) I seriously can't stand you.

( sms ) sorry, what? you think I MISS you?

[adalwolfgang]

Raine dealing with the icons:

The name of the app o used is MeMi message if anyone’s interested.

[wheressmimii]

and the stupidest text of the week goes to @its-celery

[catheadsaysno]

my grandma is proud 

[rawrmeansmemes]

RANDOM TEXTS PART 1

[text]: My neighbor just told me he can fix my water heater for 50 bucks. I’m skeptical.

[text]: Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy apples? I paid 10 dollars for 6.

[text]: I mean, I wouldn’t say I have a problem with buying Squishmallows..

[text]: Hey, so you know how you told me no dog? *sends pic* I don’t do well with no’s.

[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day.

[text]: My roommate just said that Lola Bunny is hot. I’m moving out.

[text]: Hey I posted that vid of you drunk, singing Ariana Grande, wearing all black and people said not to do it again. Sorry.

[text]: Do you think the price is ever right? Like, I feel like it’s not.

[text]: I booped your nose. Boop the last five people you texted or–nothing happens really.

[text]: I’m actually in the ER and it’s a long story that involves Best Day Ever from spongebob.

[text]: I fucking hate you–wait you’re not my ex. Who are you?

[text]: You ever ask yourself if birds see a bee and just go ‘wow a bee’? im high.

[text]: sometimes all i think about is–sour patch kids. bet you thought it was you.

[text]: I love you—not as much as I love my dog. But still a lot!

[text]: I found a cat on the way home and now it’s mine. But it hates my guts so this should be fun.

[text]: I have questions about the marvel cinematic universe…how long do you have?

[text]: why do donald duck and winnie the pooh not have to wear pants but other people do?

[text]: Hey you know that show floor is lava? I may have turned the apartment into that..this isn’t a joke, btw. the floor is sticky.

[text]: I bought too much soap off etsy and now I don’t know what to do with it...I smell like Captain America.

[text]: On a scale of one to ten, how many drinks would you need to sleep with me? This isn’t a tiktok trend...or it is.

[caslutz]

greys anatomy as text messages- Jackson Avery edition [2/?]

Because you guys like led the first one :)

[brittsmemes]

TEXTS  FROM  LAST  NIGHT  STARTERS  !

✉   ↠    and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

✉   ↠     i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

✉   ↠     I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

✉   ↠     I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

✉   ↠     so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

✉   ↠     Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

✉   ↠     I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...

✉   ↠     Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

✉   ↠     Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

✉   ↠     This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

✉   ↠     My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

✉   ↠     i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love

✉   ↠     in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him

✉   ↠     I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet

✉   ↠     I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

✉   ↠     He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.

✉   ↠     i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

✉   ↠     you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

✉   ↠     The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.

✉   ↠     I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?

✉   ↠     o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

✉   ↠     Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

✉   ↠     I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

✉   ↠     We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....

✉   ↠     he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'

✉   ↠     I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation

✉   ↠     i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.

✉   ↠     i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

✉   ↠     I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

✉   ↠     Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

✉   ↠     I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

✉   ↠     How do you jack off and text at the same time?

✉   ↠     also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

✉   ↠     Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".

✉   ↠     i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right

✉   ↠     I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

✉   ↠     my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.

✉   ↠     Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love

✉   ↠     I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".

✉   ↠     I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

✉   ↠     Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

✉   ↠     I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti